Josh Blue at Last Comic Standing!

Josh Blue- Last Comic Standing

JOSH: I live with cerebral palsy.

I really, really want to move forward.

I dont know any other
comics with disabilities

who have really got on national TV

and said what they had to say.

MC: Please welcome,

Mr. Josh Blue.

Let him know Josh Blue.

JOSH: Hey. How you guys doin?

You know, people ask me if I get nervous

before coming up on stage.

I say heck no!

I got this many people

staring at me all day.

I was walking down town,

and the drunk tank stopped

and picked me up.

I was like uh-oh.

I was like wait a minute here fellas,

theres a misunderstanding.

Im not drunk,

I have cerebral palsy.

They were like thats a pretty big word

for a drunk ass.

I was in there for seven days.

They were like,

Damn buddy what did you drink?

*audience cheers*

Thank you. I only got 3 minutes.

Shut up.

This is also the part of my performance

where I would like to inform you--

You all are going to hell for laughing at me.

MC: Josh Blue.

KATHY GRIFFIN: Well, Josh, everybody
loves you, obviously.

So what inspired you

to do stand-up of all things?

JOSH: I dont think I had a choice really.

What am I going to do? Be a traffic cop?

*Audience cheers*

MC: Alright, thank you Josh.

Josh Blue ladies and gentlemen!

Thank You Josh Blue.