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Hardly Working: 3D Glasses

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    ding Patrick: Whoo!
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    That movie was amazing.
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    Jeff: Mark it.
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    Journey to the Center of the Earth: 3D.
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    Best movie of the year!
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    Patrick: Oh my God, and these glasses
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    make everything so deep, you know.
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    I felt like I could reach out
    and touch Brendan Fraser.
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    Jeff: You know you can take those off.
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    They don't actually do anything
    outside the theater.
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    Patrick: Really?
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    Jeff: Yeah.
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    Patrick: I feel so much deeper
    when I wear them.
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    Streeter: Come here my friend, look!
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    Look what wonders mankind has wrought.
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    We have triumphed over nature!
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    These citadels of cement.
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    A city scaped, a sky scraped!
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    Patrick: Wow. Streeter, that's really deep.
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    Streeter: Bro, we are up fucking high dude.
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    We are really high right now.
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    I can see my fucking house.
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    We're like 50, 60 feet up minimum.
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    Nero himself would shed a tear
    at a wonder such as this.
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    I am gonna puke, bro.
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    I'm getting dizzy.
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    Dan: Shit, hombre. That's so high.
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    So anyway, I was calf deep in puss
    juice this weekender bender.
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    This one little bitty was wearing a jean skirt
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    just like screaming under butt, you know.
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    And I swear she smelled of
    jasmine on a cool summer's eve.
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    Am I in love with her?
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    What is love, but a fleeting...
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    Blow J!
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    Dan: Her lips, clouds, upon which I dance.
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    Amir: I'm telling you, stereotypes of
    masculinity pervade our culture, Jeffrey.
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    Jeff: Indeed. Man is closer to beast than any rational animal,
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    marking his territory like so many primitive apes.
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    Amir: Slaves to our instincts we are.
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    Jeff: Fuck you, you fucking fucker fuck!
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    Amir: Oh God!
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    I'm gonna shit myself!
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    Jeff: Fuck!
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    Patrick: Oh my God!
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    No man should have this power.
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    *drum roll*
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    wind
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    Sarah: Oh, gross.
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    These were on the floor!
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    Thanks Collegehumor.com.
Title:
Hardly Working: 3D Glasses
Duration:
02:32
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