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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
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"Sonic Unfair."
That's the game I'm playing?
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Hey, I like Sonic!
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I've heard of Sonic, but not Sonic Unfair.
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Oh, this looks like fun.
This looks like an old game.
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Oh, we're playing Sonic?
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Dude, I'm pretty good at this game.
I'm not gonna lie.
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This game's easy.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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What?
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- What just happened?
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What?! No, no way.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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Is it gonna keep track
of how many times I die?
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I'm really good at Sonic,
and, like, Mario games...
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or just kidding.
I didn't expect that to fall.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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Oh, where did those come from?
Oh, that's why it's called unfair!
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Whoa!
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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Okay, hold on.
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This is absurd.
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But I was--!
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There's gonna be a lot of deaths,
I can tell you that right now.
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(grumbling)
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I'd rather be doing math homework.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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(puzzled laughter)
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Dude!
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Dude, I don't--
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(yelping) Oh my god, okay.
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Oh my god, what happened?!
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Wait...
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No. No. No!
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Dude, at least do check points
so I don't have to start over.
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Oh my god, this is so crazy!
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Oh my god!
Wait, no. Okay.
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- ♪ (game over music) ♪
- Okay.
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You have to memorize
what's going to come at you.
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Oh my go--
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Okay, now--okay.
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So now I have to remember
that that thing is going to thorn up.
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Oh my god!
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Okay, let's just take a second.
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Okay.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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Is that little circular thing the end? Okay.
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Okay--
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It's, like, right there.
It's an inch away.
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All right, I got this.
I got it this time.
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I didn't even get close.
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I always forget those spikes.
I got it this time.
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Every time!
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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I'm gonna have nightmares about this.
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When I pass this, I'm
gonna be so [bleep] ecstatic.
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- No!
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Oh my god!
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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I don't know what to do.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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(shriek) I got the ring!
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- ♪ (victory music) ♪
- (sighs in relief)
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Here we go!
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YES!
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♪ (victory music) ♪
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YES!
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♪ (victory music) ♪
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Yes! (laughs)
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That felt better than
graduating high school.
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Please let me win. Please.
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I can't...(muttering)
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Ah, no!
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Yes!
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NO! [bleep]! No!
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Dude, I'm just scared now.
I don't--oh, no!
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(groaning)
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I died 100 times already.
On level one!
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(gasps)
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No! (laughs)
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I need to calm down.
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There's something there!
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(gritted teeth) There's something there!
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Ugh!
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(Finebros) Jeannie, do you want to stop?
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Okay, fine.
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So now do I have to do Act 2?
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There's more levels?
I'm scared to press enter.
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All right.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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Immediately.
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Do you see that?
It's a trap!
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Okay, this is absurd!
This is not a game.
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This is not what a video game is about.
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A video game is about being able to...
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it's about being able to actually win!
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How am I supposed to get over that?
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What? It's cool.
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I can't.
There's nothing...
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Oh. Oh my god. Okay.
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Oh my god!
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Okay.
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Okay, this is crazy.
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Just--okay.
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I would feel a little bit better
if the music wasn't so condescending.
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What?
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There has to be a glitch.
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What? What is going on?
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What does that mean?
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(boing!)
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Seems legit.
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Oh...(groaning)
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Oh! Here we go.
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(spring bounces)
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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And, of course, it's right there.
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Oh...(groaning)
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- ♪ (game over music) ♪
- That's not fair.
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I got this.
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♪ (victory music) ♪
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That was really good.
I did it.
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- ♪ (victory music) ♪
- Ooh, aced it.
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- ♪ (victory music) ♪
- (squeals)
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(groans)
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♪ (victory music) ♪
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This is ridiculous.
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This sucks.
This is evil.
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Piranhas?!
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- Oooh!
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- I hate it so much.
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(laughs)
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No!
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Okay, my timing's getting really bad.
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Yeah, this is really hard.
How do people do this?
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I hate everyone.
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Literally, I can't even right now.
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I can't!
I can't do it.
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(sigh of relief)
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I found it.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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I should've known.
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(springs boing)
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(groans)
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Of course.
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(groans)
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Ooooh my, my, my.
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One of these other ones
has a spike and I'm just like...
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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(squeaky) No!
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I am, like, raging.
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Oh my god.
This stupid fish!
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Okay. Oh, [bleep].
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(short, irritated breaths)
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These [bleep] fish.
This stupid game.
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I can't do this.
I'm so stressed out.
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It's impossible.
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There it is. There it is.
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No!
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(groaning)
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I'm gonna beat this one, and then...
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I'm not quitting.
I'm not a quitter.
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Bros don't quit, no matter
how badly they suck.
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Now I'm starting to get a little upset.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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Is the ring right at the end
of that damn piranha bridge?
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I'm done.
I can't do this.
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I cannot do this.
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(straining)
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I hope this is it.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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Nooooo!
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And I forgot to make a 69 joke. Dang it.
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I died 101 times?
I'm kinda mad now.
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I gotta win this.
It's evil, man.
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♪ (game over music) ♪
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- (Finebros) Do you give up?
- No, I gotta win, man.
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I'm not gonna be able
to sleep at night until I beat this.
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♪ (victory music) ♪
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My life is complete now, I guess.
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♪ (victory music) ♪
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(screams of joy) Oh my god,
I don't wanna play anymore.
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Whoever made this game,
I wanna sock them in the face
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as hard as I can.
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me endure Sonic Unfair.
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