Lego Star Wars - Stormtrooper's Coffee Break

ST2: "Hey."

ST1: "Hey."

ST2: " sigh I hate Mondays."

ST1: "Same first day working
week sigh so boring."

ST2: "Yeah I totally agree."

ST2: "Wow."

ST1: "Well that's not something
you see every day."

ST2: "Do you think we should
go help that guy?"

ST1: "Nah."

Boba Fett: "I am on fire!

HELP! HELP!

What the hell! Didn't either
of you try to save me?"

ST2: "Nah it's our coffee break
we don't have to work."

Boba Fett: "Well you could have least
checked if I was okay!"

ST1: "We couldn't be bothered moving."

ST2: "Yeah its coffee break,
best part of the day.

Well apart from home time."

ST1: "We're on patrol here so
we need to make sure

that nothing goes wrong
and no one trespasses.

Wait what planet is this?"

ST2: "Yeah we should have checked
that before we came."

ST1: "I think we're on Kashyyk
but I'm not sure."

ST2: "Probably but I don't know we would
have seen some wookies by now."

ST1: "Yeah,

I don't think Vader will be happy with us.

I mean we are supposed to arrest
anyone who trespasses here?

Do you think we should arrest this guy?"

ST2: "Probably."

You're under arrest!

For uh, well
you're just under arrest."

Boba Fett: "What! First you let me die,
now you're going to arrest me?

Come on!"

You both know it was an
accident that I crashed here!

Be nice."

ST1: "Well, I don't know."

ST2: "I think we should arrest him.

To be on the safe side with Darth Vader."

Boba Fett: "Now wait a second."

ST1: "Hey asshole let us go!"

ST2: "Yeah why are you
not going for him?"

Boba Fett: "Well you see I am
friends with these guys,

we play poker every Saturday night."

ST2: "Good now tell them to let us go!"

Boba Fett: "I can't really do that."

ST1: "Uh why not."

Boba Fett: "Well I could if I wanted to, but you

didn't exactly try to save me."

ST2: "Oh come on we will be nice to you."

ST1: "We will fix your ship for you."

ST2: "What?"

Boba Fett: "Deal."

ST2: "Come on I didn't agree to this."

Captioned by Danyoul