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[comedian Will Franken stands before a microphone and in front of a brick wall and "The Purple Onion" sign]
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Everyone know what a Marin type is?
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You don't actually have to be from Marin to be a Marin type.
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Marin is just sort of a general derogatory adjective that I use to describe these sort of numerous
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middle-aged women who accidentally end up at one of my shows
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because they read on a flier the word "comedy" and they just wanna have some good laughs
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and after the show's over, it's obviously -- they didn't understand a fucking thing
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but they still feel the need to say something so they usually come up to me and they go:
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"Well, that was very...
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...interesting...
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[laughter]
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... sort of different
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things
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[laughter]
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We're from Marin. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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[laughter]
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We like to come down to the city every now and then
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to see a show
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and we saw that this was a show
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[laughter]
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we saw this show. So...
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[laughter]
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How long have you been doing this? Uh-huh. Uh-huhhh. [laughter]
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Well I know it's not easy. I have a sister who moved to New York a few years ago.
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[laughter]
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To become an actress. And she's kind of struggling, so I know it's hard.
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[laughter]
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And do you do all of the writing and the reading and can you spell your own name -- Uh-huhhh.
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[laughter]
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So you do like the *whole thing*.
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Well I know it's not easy.
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I have a brother who moved to Berlin a few years ago.
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[laughter]
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To become a house dj. He's got AIDS now, so --
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I know it's difficult. You're artistic.
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[laughter] But now where do you usually do your --
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Uh-HUUUHHH.
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[laughter] UH-HUHGGGHH.
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I know it's not easy, I have a husband who moved downstairs a few months ago [laughter]
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to get away from me [applause]. He shot himself so I know it's difficult.
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Eaaa, yeah, sometimes you can be walking down the road that you think is bumpy and it just turns out
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you've got rocks in your shoes.
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[pantomime, laughter]
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Well, good luck with it! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Good luck with it!"
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[laughter, applause]