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Family Guy: Peter and Lois Kidnap a Baby (Clip) | TBS

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    Peter, what the hell?
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    Where's your ski mask?
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    It's kind of hard
    to breathe in those things,
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    so I just dressed up
    like Harry Potter.
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    (sighs)
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    All right, let's go.
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    Lois, if anything
    should happen to us,
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    I want you to know, I haven't
    been happy for a long time.
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    Yes, Peter, you've
    told me that, like, ten times.
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    All right,
    all the lights are out.
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    They must be asleep.
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    It's go time.
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    Peter,
    what the hell was that?
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    That's what you do,
    Lois.
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    Okay, now,
    take this walkie-talkie
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    and confirm that
    I'm at the various checkpoints.
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    Oh. Okay.
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    "Peter up on a telephone pole"?
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    Check.
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    "Peter cutting the wires
    to the alarm"?
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    Check.
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    "Sexy Peter
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    distracting the guards"?
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    Check.
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    Hello, boys.
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    Come up and have sex
    with me some time.
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    "Van full of Peters
    who all have stern faces
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    because they're about
    to pull off a heist"?
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    Check.
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    "Upside-down Peter who isn't
    revealed to be upside-down
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    until the camera spins around
    and shows that he is"?
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    Check.
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    "Peter in an open
    airplane door
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    slapping other Peters
    on the back as they parachute out"?
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    Go, go, go, go, go,
    go, go, go, go, go!
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    Check!
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    "Super gymnastic Asian Peter
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    contorted into a box that will be
    delivered into the house"?
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    Hai!
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    "Peter who hasn't answered
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    because something
    has gone terribly wrong"?
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    Peter?
    Peter, are you there?
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    Now, let's go get that kid.
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    Okay, he's in the
    left upstairs bedroom.
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    All right, you keep the car
    going in case there's trouble.
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    All right,
    I got him, Lois.
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    (quietly):
    Peter, what the--
    that's not Scotty!
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    That's Ben!
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    Oh. Well, you know, we ain't
    known this family that long.
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    I'm still learning
    everybody's names.
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    Damn it, put him back
    and go get Scotty, the baby!
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    Okay, so I'll go get the baby,
    and while I'm doing that,
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    maybe you do something
    about that snatchy tone.
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    Lois,
    is this the right one?!
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    Shh! Peter!
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    Yes. Now, come on.
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    HOPE:
    What was that?
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    BEN:
    I don't know.
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    It came from
    Scotty's room.
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    (tires screech)
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    All right, we did it!
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    Yes! We got the kid
    and the treasure.
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    Peter, there's
    no treasure.
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    Oh, well,
    never mind, then.
Title:
Family Guy: Peter and Lois Kidnap a Baby (Clip) | TBS
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:47

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