Vlog oldschool, 28.213.493 views e lavar a louça

Hey, how...

Hey, how are you?

There's some time since Diego doesn't show up

And Diego is here

Since there's some time that he didn't show up

There's some time since Diego appear eating biscuits.

With all that problem resolved,

I think we can have a video

of "MASPOXAVIDA" that would be sort of "oldschool"

On second thought, Diego isn't drinking Coke.

Then, now I think everything is okay.

Everything is okay because I selected Scorpion.

Then...

That's wrong...

You'll never know what we're laughing of...

Well...

Well, after a very funny moment for a reason that you'll never know,

There are times in which the funny things aren't really too funny, but

but there are other moments that things are much funnier than those things should be

The most concrete proof of that is that Diego

He thinks that things are funnier when he's drinking Coke.

We're going to perform a test...

Actually, we're going to do a demonstration of how he really thinks that's really funny.

Start drinking that Coke.

A chicken was making coffee, and she asks the other one

Put powder?

Powder please.

After this really funny moment in which we almost hurled

Diego asked me to explain the reason why he was absent

And not having recorded videos lately.

Diego isn't taping anything because he's working more, now.

He's doing a freelancer thing.

If you need a site... you ask me.

If you ever need a site...

I do the site.

If you ever need a website, he can do it.

He charges a lot of cash.

He's expensive. Because he's good.

I kick ass.

He kicks ass.

Seriously, he really kicks asses.

You kick ass, Diego.

Thanks.

It's good to kick ass.

Yeah, it's good to kick ass...

How ass kicking are we!...

As I have Diego back in my videos, I also even have the brown background

back at my videos too.

So, I taped a step-by-step guide on how to put

the sticker on your video.

It simply sonsists on calling someone

hire her

And then she comes and puts the sticker on the wall for you.

Take a look on how they put it

I know that many of you will ask where did I buy the sticker...

There's a link on the video's description!... Enjoy it.

gibberish

[seriously, no idea on what they just said]

Everything began with a sad story about the day I didn't see Avatar

Then they made the Sonic-Wherewolf, that's when we decided to tape the vlog

Who is this lazy eyed nerd, dirty-mouthed, that's trying to fool me

I'm also weird I also want my own vlog, maybe it's my chance of being a hit.

I just taped without a shirt and the audio sounds like crap, but please come by and comment

just don't tell me I'm copying

despite the fact I really am

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Lola, coffee, Diego, holy shit

Hey, how are you?

Nobody else says I'm copying Ronald Rios...

Hey, how are you?

I want now to go down the waterfalls in a barrel

Hey, how are you?

So, I still have half of the dishes to tape.

No, I don't have half of the dishes to tape.

I still have half of the dishes to wash and now it's about 2:30 am

again

And I'm taping overnight

Because I'm such a son of a bitch...

And there's this stuff about my brother that I ...

Shit, I'm not taping the dishes!...

PC, YOU'RE CRAP TALKING

We made an agreement that I'd wash half of the dishes and he would wash the other half.

Dish washing, for who doesn't know yet,

is the house chore that everyone hates the most.

Washing the dishes is as if it were the lowest activity within the house chores.

When you hate a person and you want to offend her, you say:

Hey, go wash the dishes.

Bitch.

Then you'll probably feel yourself a bitch washing the dishes

As I also feel myself

Firstly, the sink is never high enough for you to wash the dishes.

if you're tall, the sink is too low, and if you're short, the sink is also too low.

so it doesn't matter how tall you are, the sink will always be too low for you

and you'll have to bend over trying to wash the dishes and there will be that pain

to your lumbar that's like a pain that old people get

You know old people's pain?

Old people hurt to their lumbar.

Doesn't matter what you do to them...

If you punch some old guy's face...

Do not punch an old person to the face.

What am I saying?

I never hit an old man and I don't intend to do so either...

Except if you're an old son of a bitch.

Old sons of bitches deserve it...

Then, I was talking about the dishes.

So, I was talking about the dishes.

And lumbar.

So, old people have pain to the lumbar and people that wash dishes also have pain on the lumbar.

Lumbar is like that part of the body that you don't know where or what is it untill it begins to hurt.

Then the lumbar is part of the body that you can only notice when you wash the dishes.

The problem is when you open the tap and the water goes down and hits the lid of a pot

that's right in the middle of the sink and the water hits your stomach

and you have to wash the glasses and you ask yourself if your hand is going to be stuck in it

There's always an aunt that comes telling you a story about how did someone go to wash a glass

then they put their hand inside the glass and it broke

and the kid's finger was gone

What?...

*voice from other room*

Damn... So it's hard because I have to be loud...

I have to start to be quieter because my brother is sleeping on the other room and he's complaining

that I'm screaming from my room.

Today I'll teach you guys how to wash the dishes.

The first thing you need to wash the dishes...

Are the dishes.

The second thing you need to wash the dishes...

Is the tap.

And the third thing you need to wash the dishes...

Is patience.

The first step is being gentle about opening the tap.

What PC doesn't know is that you can save...

And the hint goes to the housemaids...

If you get a glass, fill it by half with water, and drip some detergent...

Then you dive the sponge...

Ta-da!~♫

With just one drop I already have a lot of bubbles.

I only had a problem with my tap and my tap stopped working

Now I'm trying to be quieter because my brother is sleeping right now.

And he'll start to complain if I start to yell at the camera.

So, the tap began to misfunction...

I kept trying to shut it down,

but it wouldn't close, it kept on drippling.

Then I started to make some effort to make it stop, each time more.

And then every time I needed more strength to make it close and not let it drip.

Then one time I got a piece of cloth, wrapped it over the tap and started to wind it up with all my strength

Then the tap broke...

And I had to stop washing the dishes

That made me stopping hurting on the lumbar...

And that's why I don't beat aged people anymore.