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That's Gay
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Sometime after Will and Grace, this became a full blown thing.
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Every pretty woman you see will have a gay best friend helping her along the way.
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No,no,no. Were going to need to find you a gay. I mean this is the thing.
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You go shopping; you do spa days. You travel. You get to do everything with them except you don't have to f*ck them.
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YES! Tiffani Amber Thiessen doesn't want to f*ck me. Fellas, we hit the jack pot.
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Gay Best Friends are in demand. And in this economy we're lucky for it.
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Every single show on t.v. has one. And everybody wins.
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For women, it's like having a hot husband who won't stick it in you,
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and I get a nagging girlfriend who dumps on me and then doesn't say my name.
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Alright! Now listen gays and listen good.
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LOVE THE GAYS. LOVE THEM LOVE THEM LOVE THEM!
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Gays love me.
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He's my token gay friend.
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Get me a gay!
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That's what I check off on the forms. Okay...male, female...excuse me, I'm a gay. It's...It's not on here.
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And when you're the gay, it means that you're born with the gene that all women crave:
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fashion designer.
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The fashion designer gene is in our blood and when we see a bf in need we can't take it. We have to help you!
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If you ever do want to talk fashion, we're here for you.
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I fix you. For you.
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And sometimes it involves magic!
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But you can't work here dressed like that.
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Gays are wizards. And ladies, as your GBF's we want to spread a little magic your way.
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You deserve it.
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Just think about how progressive and funky and hip you are having us at your side. Your SO bad.
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You'll say anything. And, much like Patty Stranger, you'll ask anything.
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Are they still going to bathhouses...
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Who's a bottom and who's a top? Would you say that you are butcher than the men you dated or would
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you say you're more feminine? I mean, are you usually on top when you have sex? Or on the bottom?
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That doesn't work so well the other way around.
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Hey, Natalie, you're a straight girl, right? Do you like to get f*cked in your ass or your p*y?
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911. What's your emergency?
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Gay men are the only people in the world who can switch teams when a best friend's in need.
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Mark and Amanda on Ugly Betty have hooked it up.
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And we've seen it on Desperate Housewives between Susan and Lee.
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Switching teams is something exclusive to gay men.
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I mean, when was the last time you say Jack Barra be all, "Bro, I need some c**k."
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So resident DeGrassi gay, show us how it's done. Get a boner for a bitch.
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No...Stay. Good night. Mmmwa!
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What? Kissing on the lips is our thing. Stay, I think I have a half boner.
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I'm half-gay! Wait. I think I'm cured. I think I'm cured! It's a choice! It is a choice!
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Nope. Still into guys.
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Which means I'm still the gay which means I'm still into fashion, which means I'm still got a
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long line of ladies waiting to become my new best friend. Thanks television.
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That's Gay
