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-(man) Okay, so the squirrel's
looking at me and he says,
-
"Nuts? Ha-ha-ha! Buddy,
you're insane, you're insane!"
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-[laughing]
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-No, true story, true story, but um--
-
That's-- that's not
why we're here tonight.
-
You guys hear about this video?
-
It's, uh, pretty scary stuff.
-
-Wait, is that the one where
the guy sniffs gorilla glue?
-
-No-no-no, it's the one where
the girl kills all those eggs.
-
-No-no-no, it's the one where the
guy does taxes with his cat, right?
-
-No... no, this is a
different kind of video, okay?
-
You watch this video and then
you get phone call from a guy
-
and there's a voice on the
other end and he tells you something
-
and then, seven days later,
-
something bad happens to you.
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-(all)
Whoa!
-
-So...
-
You guys wanna watch it?
-
-Yeah.
-
[static buzzing eerily]
-
-[sighs] I'm hungry.
-
[chewing noisily]
-
Hey, it's see-food! [laughs]
-
[dog barking]
-
⪠La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la... âŞ
-
[groans, coughing]
-
[oranges laughing]
-
-[screams]
-
[Orange laughs]
-
-Well, that sucked.
-
[laughter]
-
[phone ringing]
-
[beep]
-
-Hello?
-
[Orange laughs]
-
Hello.
-
-(Orange)
Seven days. [laughs]
-
-What happens in seven days?
-
-(Orange)
You're an onion ring.
-
[laughs eerily]
-
[dial tone]
-
-Who was that?
What did they say?
-
-I think he just called me...
-
an onion ring.
-
And then the squirrel says,
-
"Nuts?
Buddy, you are insane!"
-
Yeah-ha-ha-ha, oh...
-
Oh, God. I love that joke.
-
-Dude, seriously?
You know what time it is, right?
-
-Ooh...
-
Time for a, uh, 'nother video?
-
-It's been exactly seven days.
-Exactly.
-
-Don't you remember the phone call?
-
-Oh, yeah...
-
Ah, I wouldn't worry about that.
-
Not a big... thing.
-
[dog snorting]
-Oh, my God!
-
-Guys, easy.
-
It's just my dog, Big Papi.
-
-Uh, Bobby,
why is your dog eating an onion?
-
-'Cause I'm out of cantaloupe.
This guy serious?
-
[Orange laughs]
-
-What was that?
-
[static buzzing]
-
-All right, who's got the remote?
-
-Hey! [laughs]
-
-Oh, my God.
-
-[laughing creepily]
-
You guys don't mind if I drop in, do ya?
-
[all scream]
-
Hey! Hey, onion rings!
-
Hey! Hey, onion rings! Hey!
-
Onion rings? Hey!
-
Hey, onion rings!
-(all) What?
-
-Which one of you is the ringleader?
-
[laughs,
onion rings groan]
-
Oh, you're not laughing.
-
-Well, this sucks.
-Hey Orange,
-
why don't you just stop saying
stupid puns and change us back?
-
-Because... I like having you a-round.
-
[laughs,
onion rings groan]
-
Hey, hey onion rings!
-What?
-
-Pitbull.
[all scream]
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian
