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White Chicks (2004) Your Mother Insult Fight

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    HEATHER: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
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    MEGAN: It's the Beverly H [OMITTED] billys.
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    TIFFANY: Squeeze me?
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    BRITTANY: No, you dick.
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    TIFFANY: I'm sorry, but we just saw your new video.
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    They had a screening over at Sax Fifth Avenue in the security office.
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    [LAUGHTER] A clept [OMITTED] maniac.
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    MEGAN: Your mother shops at Sax.
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    TIFFANY: What? [NOISE]
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    BRITTANY: My God, you want to talk about mothers,
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    you want to talk about mothers. You want to talk about mothers. [OVERLAPPING] It's mother time.
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    Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr. Drake for a pap smear.
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    Something's wrong, Dr. Drake.
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    My coochi's doing the bean box. [NOISES]
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    HEATHER: Well, your mother is so stupid,
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    she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something.
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    TIFFANY: Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this. [LAUGHTER]
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    HEATHER: Your mother is so like...
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    She's so... Megan, you go.
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    MEGAN: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to
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    Barney's rooftop deck restaurant for lunch and orders a
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    Nicoise salad and calls it a 'Nicoys' salad.
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    'Nickoys' salad.
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    TIFFANY: Your mother's [OMITTED] is so hairy,
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    it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, 'Only in America.'
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    HEATHER: Your mother is so stupid that she goes into Gucci,
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    and she tries to buy vending and stuff.
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    MR VANDERGELD: Megan, Heather, come on now, girls.
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    Is this any way to speak to your party guests?
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    Wow. Brittany and Tiffany Wilson.
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    Haven't seen you since you were smaller.
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    BRITTANY: Well, we're all grown up now.
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    MR VANDERGELD: I can see that. Ladies, I fully expect to see you later at the white party.
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    I think it's going to be the best one ever.
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    TIFFANY: We'll be there.
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    BRITTANY: Take care. Bye.
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    TIFFANY: Bye Mr. D. BRITTANY: Good seeing you again.
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    HEATHER: This isn't over yet.
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    MEGAN: This is a long weekend.
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    You better watch your back. Ladies. [CLICKING SOUND]
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    BRITTANY: Whatever.
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    TORI: I can't believe you guys just did that to the Vandergelds.
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    You know they could take you off the scene just like that.
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    KAREN: Yeah, but it was so cool,
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    you guys, so cool.
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    BRITTANY: Isn't that Denise Porter from New York One News?
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    TORI: I'm working on getting you an interview with her. Great for your image.
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    BRITTANY: I think I'm going to go over there and introduce myself.
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    TORI: Do you think now is a good time?
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    BRITTANY: Actually, it's a perfect time.
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    Wouldn't want to miss a photo op. [OVERLAPPING].
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    TIFFANY: See you later. TORI: Have fun.
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    KAREN: What's wrong, honey? Do you just get cramps? Do you need a tamp?
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    LISA: Just a heating pad.
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    SERVER: Haut d'oeuvres?
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    TIFFANY: Thank you, Wolfgang Paco.
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    Would you give that to baby? Thank you. Bye, Chico.
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    SERVER: Bon appetit.
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    TIFFANY: Fabulos.
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    KAREN: I'll have one.
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    BRITTANY: Hi, my name is...
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    DENISE PORTER: Brittany Wilson, of course.
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    BRITTANY: Yeah! How'd you know? Brittany Wilson.
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    DENISE PORTER: It's my job to know. Besides, your publicist
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    Tori has been calling me nonstop about setting up an interview with you.
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    BRITTANY: Well, if I would have known you were so beautiful,
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    I probably would have called you myself.
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    DENISE PORTER: Well, If I wasn't mistaken,
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    I'd think you were flirting with me, Miss Wilson.
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    BRITTANY: Me? Flirting with you?
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    A girl. Never! [LAUGHTER] I'm sorry, honey.
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    I don't eat sushi. Strictly beef. [LAUGHTER]
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    DENISE PORTER: Boy, you're really strong, aren't you?
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    BRITTANY: From all that protein. [LAUGHTER]
Title:
White Chicks (2004) Your Mother Insult Fight
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Video Language:
English
Team:
BYU Continuing Education
Project:
MUSIC-202-301
Duration:
04:06
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