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-You are now watching an interactive video from Haunted House Party.
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Click anywhere to start at the beginning
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if you dare.
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-What am I supposed to do once I'm in there?
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-Fuck me.
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-Whoa, I'm not banging a ghost.
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-Felicia, you gotta take one for the team.
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Use all the power of your favorite character, Cumskank.
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-Shumshank.
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-Whatever.
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All right, so go in there
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and you just fuck the shit out of that ghost!
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-This will be my greatest mission ever!
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Oh! Ew! Uh!
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Ah! Ew! Ugh! Uh!
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Ah! Ooh!
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[monster moaning] Ghosty, stop it.
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Ah! Oh! Uh!
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Oh! Ohh! Ew!
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Ew! Ew! Eww!
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[spits]
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Okay.
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We're good.
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He just wants to kill Shane.
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-What?
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-Wow.
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That is uncanny.
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That must be like looking in a mirror.
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-No, I can't.
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Guys, I can't!
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-Hey, I just fucked a ghost.
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-Yeah, and I did that other thing that helped.
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-Wait.
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You know what, fuck this!
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We are not gonna give up.
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All we have to do is put our powers together
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like Captain Planet-style and defeat the ghost.
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All right, who's with me?
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian