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From the people who brought you
rental Dad, an exciting...
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...new development in parental technology.
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Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?
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Hire a mum provides with regular support
when you need it most.
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Mum thank you!
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No matter what your needs, hire a mum has
you covered.
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We have the chef mum with 25 restaurant
experience, who can whip you...
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...a healthy nutritious meals for only
$50 a serving.
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We also have the tradie mum who can fix
anything and everything...
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...including the kitchen sink. More
reliable than a plumber or builder,...
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...Tradie mum comes in an absolute
bargain! Only $75 an hour.
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We have the tutor mum, with PhDs in
mathematics, business, and psychology.
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Able to help you with your university
assignments for the low, low price of...
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...$100 per hour, per subject.
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Our scientists have been working day and
night to bring you a...
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...patented temperature control
technology.
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–Bye mum.
–Just wait.
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Bye now.
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All of our mums are standing by waiting
to be dispatched as soon as you call.
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For a limited time only!
and no extra cost!
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Our mums come equipped with morale
boosting capabilities!
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And I can't even believe he would call
me, you know.
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I know.
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So next time you're hungry,...
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cold,...
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...or just need some love.
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Why not hire a mum.
