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The Engagement - SNL

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    >>> SO, WE'RE ON THE BEACH, AND
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    HARRISON GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE
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    AND SAYS, MARRY ME.
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    >> AW, OKAY, I CALLED IT.
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    I TOTALLY CALLED IT.
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    >> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS.
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    AND HARRISON, IT'S SO NICE TO
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    FINALLY MEET YOU.
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    >> THANK YOU, BRAD.
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    AM I SAYING THAT RIGHT?
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    BRAD?
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    >> YEAH.
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    NO OTHER WAY TO SAY BRAD.
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    >> OKAY.
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    NOW AUBREY, I HAVE A LITTLE
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    QUESTION FOR YOU IF YOU'LL
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    FOLLOW ME IN THE KITCHEN.
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    >> OH, NO.
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    DON'T GO.
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    DON'T GO, DON'T GO.
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    >> I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
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    ABOUT.
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    BRIDESMAID!
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    >> DUDE, HARRISON, PRETTY
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    EXCITED ABOUT THIS WEDDING.
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    >> YEAH, DEFINITELY.
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    I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE.
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    >> WHAT'S THAT?
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    >> OH, NO, NO, NO.
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    IT'S NOTHING.
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    I SHOULDN'T HAVE PROPOSED, BRAD.
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    YOU SEE, OUR DOG DIED, AND I
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    WANTED TO FIX IT.
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    >> OH.
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    MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE YOU
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    COULD TELL ABOUT THIS.
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    >> I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO TELL,
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    BRAD.
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    ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HER FRIENDS.
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    PLEASE, HELP ME, BRAD.
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    >> OKAY.
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    I WAS RIGHT.
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    I AM A BRIDESMAID!
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    >> AND, BRAD, THAT MEANS YOU'RE
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    IN THE WEDDING PARTY.
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    >> AWESOME.
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    >> IT'S GOING TO BE A MAGICAL
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    DAY.
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    RIGHT, BRAD?
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    >> TOTALLY.
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    HON, DID YOU SAY WE NEEDED TO
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    GET GOING SOON?
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    YOU LEFT THE AC ON OR SOMETHING?
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    >> NO.
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    IS THERE ANY CHAMPAGNE IN THIS
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    HOUSE?
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    WE NEED TO CELEBRATE.
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    >> OKAY.
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    YES.
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    FOLLOW ME.
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    >> OH, NO.
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    >> SO, YOU SEE JOJO SIWA CHANGED
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    HER LOOK?
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    >> I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
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    I KEEP DRIVING TO THE AIRPORT,
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    AND I JUST SIT IN MY CAR, AND I
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    WATCH THE PLANES FLY AWAY.
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    >> YOU KNOW, HARRISON, MAYBE YOU
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    SHOULD BE TELLING THIS TO A
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    THERAPIST.
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    >> MY THERAPIST GOT DEMENTIA
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    DURING COVID.
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    I STILL MEET WITH HIM BECAUSE I
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    FEEL BAD, BUT IT'S LIKE TALKING
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    TO A COCONUT.
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    YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, BRAD.
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    >> OKAY.
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    OKAY.
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    AUBREY IS TRYING TO TALK ME INTO
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    A DESTINATION WEDDING.
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    >> I'M JUST SAYING, CAPRI IS
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    GORGEOUS.
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    >> YEAH.
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    OR YOU COULD HOLD OFF ON
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    PLANNING.
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    >> WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, BRAD?
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    >> YEAH, BRAD, WHY?
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    >> I'M JUST SAYING YOU KNOW, YOU
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    SHOULD ENJOY THE ENGAGEMENT,
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    TAKE SOME TIME, SEE IF IT FEELS
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    RIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LOCKED?
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    >> WELL, WE ARE LOCKED IN, WE'RE
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    ENGAGED.
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    >> DOES ENGAGEMENT MEAN NOTHING
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    TO YOU, BRAD?
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    >> WELL, IN THE EYES OF THE LAW,
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    YOU COULD STILL WALK AWAY, NO
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    PROBLEM.
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    >> MM-HMM.
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    RIGHT.
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    UM, I'M SORRY.
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    WILL YOU GUYS EXCUSE ME?
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    >> NICE GOING, BRAD.
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    LIZ, HOLD ON.
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    I'M COMING.
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    >> GREAT.
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    NOW YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE.
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    >> I'M GOING TO LEAVE TONIGHT.
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    >> WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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    >> I FOUND A GUY ON GROUPON WHO
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    CAN DO FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION.
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    >> ON GROUPON?
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    >> YEAH.
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    I'M GONNA GET IT.
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    AND I'M GOING TO START A NEW
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    LIFE IN ISTANBUL.
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    NOW, I NEED YOU TO MEET ME THERE
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    WITH $12,000 IN CASH.
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    >> I AM NOT A PART OF THIS.
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    >> YOU'RE THE MAIN PART OF THIS,
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    BRAD.
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    >> I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL!
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    >> OKAY.
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    WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON
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    OUT HERE?
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    >> LIZ, HARRISON DOESN'T WANNA
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    MARRY YOU, AND HE KEEPS TALKING
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    TO ME ABOUT IT, AND IT'S MAKING
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    ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
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    >> WHAT?
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    WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, BRAD?
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    >> HARRISON, IS THAT TRUE?
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    YOU DON'T WANNA MARRY ME?
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    >> HONESTLY, LIZ, I'VE BEEN
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    HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS.
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    I'M SCARED.
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    >> WELL, EVERYBODY HAS DOUBTS
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    BEFORE THEY GET MARRIED.
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    IT'S JUST COLD FEET.
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    I MEAN, EVEN I HAVE DOUBTS.
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    >> YOU DO?
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    >> YEAH.
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    >> THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH
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    BETTER.
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    GOSH, I'M SORRY, LIZ.
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    >> THAT'S OKAY.
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    >> I LOVE YOU.
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    >> I LOVE YOU TOO.
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    >> YOU KNOW I DO.
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    AND, BRAD, I'M SORRY IF I SAID
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    ANYTHING THAT MADE YOU
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    UNCOMFORTABLE.
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    >> YEAH.
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    ALL OF IT DID.
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    >> OKAY.
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    NOW I THINK WE COULD ALL USE A
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    REAL DRINK.
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    YEAH?
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    >> DEFINITELY.
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    >> ABSOLUTELY.
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    HARRISON, NOW, I'M SO GLAD THAT
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    ALL WORKED OUT.
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    >> I DIDN'T MEAN A WORD OF IT.
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    I'LL SEE YOU IN TURKEY.
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    FAREWELL, BRAD.
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    YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
Title:
The Engagement - SNL
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Duration:
05:43
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