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Muppet Sex (Original)

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    There once was this grouch named Oscar,
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    who lived in a trash can,
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    He was broke,
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    He couldn't get more ass
    than all the other muppets,
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    and the rest of the beasts,
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    until he spotted this
    hottie on Sesame Street,
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    He said "I really like your swagger,
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    and I could carry on, but your smile
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    illuminates like a... Prairie dog,
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    I'm goin' Gonzo, so maybe we should talk
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    or like Fozzie Bear's jokes
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    we could Waka, Waka, Waka,
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    You should try it out girl,
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    maybe we're a match.
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    Like Pinnochio, there'll be no strong attached,
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    I wanna get to know you,
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    and girl if you're up to it,
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    I can be your Big Bird, and we can Snuffaluffagus,
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    I've got a pet worm,
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    and you can make him grow,
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    or I'll be Super Grover,
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    so I can save a hoe.
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    And she said "Hey, Oscar,
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    I don't mean to interrupt you,
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    Doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    And bump you.
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    Cuz muppets need love too.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    And bump you.
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    Cuz muppets need love too.
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    There once was a frog named Kermit,
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    who dated Miss Piggy,
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    and every other Wednesday night
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    they'd get bizzay,
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    More than we can put a handle on,
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    she was wildin' out like an Animal!
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    Then all of a sudden, Kermit stopped the lovin',
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    Piggy was concerned so she
    decided to confront 'im,
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    I know you lost interest,
    but we should really talk,
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    Cuz I'm "one horny muppet" Ha-ha-ha.
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    We've got that rainbow connection,
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    and honey if it suits ya,
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    maybe we could make some
    muppet babies in the future.
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    But until that day,
    my sex drive ain't dead."
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    So she HIYA! upside his head.
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    Now get in that bedroom,
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    and get butt naked.
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    I'm a little piggy and I bring home the bacon.
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    And put on that love song,
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    the one I like bump to,
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    Cuz just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    And bump you.
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    Cuz muppets need love too.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    And bump you.
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    Cuz muppets need love too.
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    There once was a muppet named Ernie,
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    and his roommate Bert.
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    Then one evening after work he said,
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    "I know we've been roommates for a few years,
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    sharing clothes and a bed,
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    and you never found it queer.
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    And I never told you that I'm a homosexual,
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    and I'mma switch it up like
    Cookie Monter with some vegetables.
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    You may find it shocking,
    and maybe you're stunned,
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    But you're like my Rubber Ducky,
    cuz you're the one.
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    And you make bath time lots of fun.
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    And everytime I think of you
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    my heart grows all numb,
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    and I think I love ya Bert,
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    And I believe you're not gay,
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    but if you say you love me back
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    then it would surely turn today into
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    a "Sunny Day", you're keepin' the clouds away."
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    Whatta ya say?
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    And Bert turned to Ernie and said,
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    "Hey Ernie I won't front you,
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you."
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    And bump you.
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    Cuz muppets need love too.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    Just cuz I'm a muppet
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    doesn't mean that I won't hump you.
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    And bump you.
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    Cuz muppets need love too.
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    Elmo, Elmo tapped that ass laughing
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Title:
Muppet Sex (Original)
Duration:
03:32
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Muppet Sex (Original)
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Muppet Sex (Original)
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Muppet Sex (Original)
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Muppet Sex (Original)
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Muppet Sex (Original)
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Muppet Sex (Original)
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Muppet Sex (Original)
Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Muppet Sex (Original)
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