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Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog: Act 1, Part 1

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    [Music]
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    DR. HORRIBLE: Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha...
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    A-A-Aaaa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
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    So that's, you know, coming along.
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    I'm working with a vocal coach strengthening the ... Aaah!
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    A lot of guys ignore the laugh and that's about standards.
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    I mean if you are going to get into the Evil League of Evil you have to have a memorable laugh.
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    What do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his Whinny?
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    ...his terrible death whinny?
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    No response btw from the League yet but my application is strong this year:
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    A letter of condemnation from the Depuity Mayor, that's got to have some weight...so.
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    ...fingers crossed.
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    E-mails!
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    2sly4u writes: "Hey genius."
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    Wow. Sarcasm. That's original.
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    "Where are the gold bars you were supposed to pull out of that bank vault with your transmatter ray?
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    "Obviously it failed, or it would be in the papers."
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    Well, no, they're not gonna say anything in the press, but behold:
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    Transported from there to here.
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    The molecules tend to shift during the transmatter, uh, event, but...
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    they were transported in bar form, and they clearly were...
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    And by the way, it's not about making money.
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    It's about TAKING money.
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    Destroying the status quo, because the status is not quo.
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    The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it.
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    I'm gonna...
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    [sniffs] Smells like cumin...
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    So, transmatter is 75%, and, more importantly, the Freezeray is almost done.
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    This is the one. Stops time. Freezeray. Tell your friends.
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    We have... oh, here's one from our good friend Johnny Snow.
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    "Dr. Horrible, I see you are once again afraid to do battle with your nemesis.
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    "I waited at Dewley Park for 45 minutes."
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    Okay. Dude. You're not my nemesis.
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    My nemesis is Captain Hammer.
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    Captain Hammer, corporate tool.
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    He dislocated my shoulder again last week.
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    Look, I'm just trying to change the world, okay?
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    I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.
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    Besides, there's kids in that park, so...
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    Here's one from deadnotsleeping.
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    "Long time watcher, first time writing."
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    Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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    "You always say in your blog that you will show her the way, show her you're a true villain.
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    "Who is her, and does she even know that you're..."
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    [music begins]
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    Laundry day
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    See you there
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    Underthings tumbling
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    Wanna say, "Love your hair"
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    Here I go
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    [incomprehensible muttering]
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    Mumbling
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    With my Freezeray I will stop the world
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    With my Freeray I will find the time to find the words to
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    Tell you how, how you make
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    Make me feel, what's the phrase
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    Like a fool
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    Kinda sick
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    Special needs
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    Anyways
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    With my Freeray I will stop the pain
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    It's not a death ray or an ice beam, that's all Johnny Snow
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    I just think you need time to know
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    That I'm the guy to make it real
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    The feelings you don't dare to feel
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    I'll bend the world to our will
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    And we'll make time stand still
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    [music]
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    That's the plan
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    Rule the world
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    You and me
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    Any day
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    Love your hair
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    PENNY: What?
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    DR. HORRIBLE: No, I, I love the air. [laughs]
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    Anyway
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    With my Freeray I will stop
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    [door closing]
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    MOIST: Hey, Doc.
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    DR. HORRIBLE: Moist! My evil moisture buddy. What's going on?
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    MOIST: Life of crime. Got your mail.
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    DR. HORRIBLE: Hey, didn't you, uh, didn't you go on a date last night?
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    Conflict Diamond told me you were doubling with Bait and Switch.
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    MOIST: Yeah...
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    DR. HORRIBLE: Yeah?
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    MOIST: It was all right. I kinda thought I was supposed to end up with Bait, but...
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    DR. HORRIBLE: I hear ya.
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    I saw Penny today.
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    MOIST: You talk to her?
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    DR. HORRIBLE: So close! I'm just a few weeks away from a real, audible connection.
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    I'm... I'm gonna ask...
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    Oh my god.
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    MOIST: Is that from the League?
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    DR. HORRIBLE: It's from him! That's his seal, isn't it?
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    MOIST: The leader! Oh my god.
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    DR. HORRIBLE: I got a letter from Bad Horse.
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    MOIST: That's so hardcore. Bad Horse is legend. He rules the League with an iron hoof.
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    Are you sure you wanna...
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    BAD HORSE SINGERS: Bad Horse, Bad Horse
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    Bad Horse, Bad Horse
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    He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin
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    He got the application that you just sent in
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    It needs evaluation, so let the games begin
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    A heinous crime, a show of force
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    A murder would be nice, of course
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    Bad Horse, Bad Horse
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    Bad Horse, he's bad
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    The Evil League of Evil is watching, so beware
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    The grade that you receive will be your last, we swear
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    So make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare
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    You're saddled up, there's no recourse
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    It's hi ho Silver
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    Signed, Bad Horse
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    MOIST: It's not a no.
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    DR. HORRIBLE: Are you kidding? This is great!
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    I'm about to pull a major heist!
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    You know the wonderflonium that I need for the Freezeray?
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    It's being transported tomorrow.
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    MOIST: Armored car?
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    DR. HORRIBLE: Currier van. Candy from a baby.
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    MOIST: You need anything dampened, or made soggy?
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    DR. HORRIBLE: Thanks, but the League is watching.
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    I gotta do this alone.
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    [music]
Title:
Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog: Act 1, Part 1
Video Language:
English
Duration:
07:28
lifesnotasong edited English subtitles for Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog: Act 1, Part 1
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