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[Music]
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DR. HORRIBLE: Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha...
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A-A-Aaaa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
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So that's, you know, coming along.
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I'm working with a vocal coach strengthening the ... Aaah!
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A lot of guys ignore the laugh and that's about standards.
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I mean if you are going to get into the Evil League of Evil you have to have a memorable laugh.
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What do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his Whinny?
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...his terrible death whinny?
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No response btw from the League yet but my application is strong this year:
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A letter of condemnation from the Depuity Mayor, that's got to have some weight...so.
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...fingers crossed.
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E-mails!
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2sly4u writes: "Hey genius."
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Wow. Sarcasm. That's original.
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"Where are the gold bars you were supposed to pull out of that bank vault with your transmatter ray?
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"Obviously it failed, or it would be in the papers."
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Well, no, they're not gonna say anything in the press, but behold:
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Transported from there to here.
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The molecules tend to shift during the transmatter, uh, event, but...
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they were transported in bar form, and they clearly were...
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And by the way, it's not about making money.
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It's about TAKING money.
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Destroying the status quo, because the status is not quo.
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The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it.
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I'm gonna...
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[sniffs] Smells like cumin...
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So, transmatter is 75%, and, more importantly, the Freezeray is almost done.
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This is the one. Stops time. Freezeray. Tell your friends.
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We have... oh, here's one from our good friend Johnny Snow.
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"Dr. Horrible, I see you are once again afraid to do battle with your nemesis.
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"I waited at Dewley Park for 45 minutes."
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Okay. Dude. You're not my nemesis.
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My nemesis is Captain Hammer.
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Captain Hammer, corporate tool.
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He dislocated my shoulder again last week.
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Look, I'm just trying to change the world, okay?
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I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.
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Besides, there's kids in that park, so...
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Here's one from deadnotsleeping.
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"Long time watcher, first time writing."
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Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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"You always say in your blog that you will show her the way, show her you're a true villain.
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"Who is her, and does she even know that you're..."
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[music begins]
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Laundry day
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See you there
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Underthings tumbling
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Wanna say, "Love your hair"
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Here I go
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[incomprehensible muttering]
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Mumbling
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With my Freezeray I will stop the world
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With my Freeray I will find the time to find the words to
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Tell you how, how you make
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Make me feel, what's the phrase
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Like a fool
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Kinda sick
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Special needs
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Anyways
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With my Freeray I will stop the pain
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It's not a death ray or an ice beam, that's all Johnny Snow
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I just think you need time to know
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That I'm the guy to make it real
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The feelings you don't dare to feel
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I'll bend the world to our will
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And we'll make time stand still
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[music]
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That's the plan
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Rule the world
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You and me
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Any day
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Love your hair
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PENNY: What?
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DR. HORRIBLE: No, I, I love the air. [laughs]
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Anyway
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With my Freeray I will stop
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[door closing]
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MOIST: Hey, Doc.
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DR. HORRIBLE: Moist! My evil moisture buddy. What's going on?
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MOIST: Life of crime. Got your mail.
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DR. HORRIBLE: Hey, didn't you, uh, didn't you go on a date last night?
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Conflict Diamond told me you were doubling with Bait and Switch.
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MOIST: Yeah...
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DR. HORRIBLE: Yeah?
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MOIST: It was all right. I kinda thought I was supposed to end up with Bait, but...
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DR. HORRIBLE: I hear ya.
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I saw Penny today.
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MOIST: You talk to her?
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DR. HORRIBLE: So close! I'm just a few weeks away from a real, audible connection.
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I'm... I'm gonna ask...
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Oh my god.
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MOIST: Is that from the League?
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DR. HORRIBLE: It's from him! That's his seal, isn't it?
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MOIST: The leader! Oh my god.
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DR. HORRIBLE: I got a letter from Bad Horse.
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MOIST: That's so hardcore. Bad Horse is legend. He rules the League with an iron hoof.
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Are you sure you wanna...
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BAD HORSE SINGERS: Bad Horse, Bad Horse
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Bad Horse, Bad Horse
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He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin
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He got the application that you just sent in
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It needs evaluation, so let the games begin
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A heinous crime, a show of force
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A murder would be nice, of course
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Bad Horse, Bad Horse
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Bad Horse, he's bad
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The Evil League of Evil is watching, so beware
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The grade that you receive will be your last, we swear
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So make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare
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You're saddled up, there's no recourse
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It's hi ho Silver
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Signed, Bad Horse
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MOIST: It's not a no.
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DR. HORRIBLE: Are you kidding? This is great!
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I'm about to pull a major heist!
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You know the wonderflonium that I need for the Freezeray?
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It's being transported tomorrow.
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MOIST: Armored car?
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DR. HORRIBLE: Currier van. Candy from a baby.
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MOIST: You need anything dampened, or made soggy?
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DR. HORRIBLE: Thanks, but the League is watching.
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I gotta do this alone.
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[music]
