"Drive Thru Voice" - Gabriel Iglesias

Oh my god, yeah

Laughter

Oh, sometimes I use my voice for evil, man

I wont lie

If I don't have my way

Like when I go to a drive-through?

And they screw up my order?

Oh, I'm evil

I go back around and I start ordering

but I throw em off by doing this right:

Employee: Welcome to Fantastic burgers,

how can I help you?

Gabriel: in an effeminate voice: HELLO SIR

Hysterical laughter

Can I please have a double cheese burger,

and a fries, and a shake? laughter

Employee: A double cheeseburger,

A fries and a shake?

Gabriel: Oh my gawd, yes.

Employee: please pull up to the window

And I pull up and they're not expecting ME

Oh, The look on their face is the best,

Employee: Did you just order?

And they come back with a bag of food,

Employee: Would you like ketchup?

That's where I let em have it:

In an effeminate voice: Oh my god yes,

laughter

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