ZACH GALIFIANAKIS: LIVE AT THE PURPLE ONION
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0:00 - 0:12(piano playing) My name is Zach Galifianakis and I'm hoping that I'm pronouncing that right.( People
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0:12 - 0:20laughin) When you look like i do, its hard to get a table at chuckie cheese. (Laughter) I rented the
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0:20 - 0:28importance of being earnest this weekend. First of all i cant believe that they made another ernest movie.
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0:28 - 0:37For five years now, i have been addicted to cold turkey. That show the amazing race, is that about white
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0:37 - 0:57people. (piano plays, he burbs, and people cheer) This is ten minutes of my stand up and three hours bonus material.
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0:57 - 1:06My brother has A.D.D., which is wierd because he drives a ford focus. I told my brother that joke and he
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1:06 -didnt laugh because he got distracted by a squirell
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