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Welcome back to the Basement

Welcome back to

Santagato Studios

I have a special guest today

and that is

new haircut frank

there he is

Ooh what's that sweater

New sweater?

Its a sweater

It's a new one

Yeah

I've never seen you

wear it

Yeah. It was sent

to me by the company

that made it

It looks like

the Grinch's heart

Before the love

Right. Before the love

struck his heart

Yeah

I could see that

Mhmm

I kinda, if I'm being honest

with you, I know we

haven't gotten too much media

post-love Grinch

I kinda like the Grinch

when he was an asshole

I kinda thought he was

more fun

Yeah

I kinda like Jim Carrey

Grinch being a little mean guy

Yo, you know what's crazy

about that movie

I didn't expect the Grinch

to have such a fucking

fat wagon

Dude this guy

He had a fat ass in that movie

I know what he did with all those

presents he stole

He threw them in his fucking back trunk

cause he was walking around

with a whole Christmas morning of ass

Dude, literally

before- on Christmas Eve

he already had Santa's sack

in his ass

Oh, my God, forget

and he knew it, too

filled to the brim

Remember when he's getting dressed

and he's like ooh, ahh

that guy was

Why'd they give him

a fat ass

Dude, thicker than a bowl of syrup

with oats in it

you know what I'm saying

I don't even know why that would be

necessary to give him such a fat ass

but I was just distracted

I- you were distracted

staring at the Grinch's green hairy ass?

Yeah dude. Really? Yeah

There was something else, I know you

there was something else in that movie

that was a little more distracting

and it has to do with one Mary Lou Who

Yes

Is that the older one?

I don't know

No it's something- what's her name?

shhh- who's a kid? because laughs

Let's get that out of the way

Let's get the kid out of the way

We need to make sure we're specific

Cindy Lou Who

Cindy Lou Who is the kid

That's the child

That was the child

Mary May Who

Mary May who

No, is that her name

She might've been the one that had the

the Who bags

She did have Who bag

She had who bags

She had giant Who bags

She had giant Who tits

She did laughs

Giant Who tits

And they knew it too

Yeah

They were like playing into it

Also had a corset like what do you do?

Yo, I'm telling you

first of all,

There was curves in that movie

I watched that movie

Didn't the mayor wear a bra on his head?

Uh, you're talking Little Nicky

That's so bananas

That's craa laughs

Yeah that is from Little Nicky

He was wearing something on

head though, when they found

him sleeping

When was the- Martha May Who

that's the women's name

Martha May Who

is the one that's got the Who nips

ya know?

laughs yeah

and then she shoots the lights and

she's like

Huhuhuhu

and I'm like "bro you guys know

what you're doing"

Yo, I watched that movie every year

because the kids love it

I love it

I know, I do too

but, adult eyes watching that movie

sees a lot of stuff

we didn't catch as kids

Yeah

They go to a key party

Yeah like the swingers

They have a swingers party

In How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Yeah

and like... Fire

The Grinch was a baby then

but it was the two old ladies

Bro that's kinda crazy, too

cause they were not like 40, 50

those bitches were like 70

and trying to get dp

Well, it was when, no

It was when the Grinch was a baby

So like, presumably like

They were old though

30 years prior, yeah

so like latest they

were in their 40s maybe 50s

Oh, maybe I'm remembering the movie wrong

I thought they were old then, too

Uhh, maybe

actually I don't know, but

they clearly going to a fucking Whoville

key party

a Whoville orgy

Legitimately

To get their Who-vag stuffed

by some Who-d

Yeah

And, if you notice that's when all the

babies start landing

cause people are getting

ridiculously railed

also, remember that guy that comes out

on his front door step?

He goes "Oh, my God this baby looks like

your boss"

What was that?

This is a movie for children about

Christmas

Unnecessary

There's a lot of stuff in there

Fucked up

Lot of stuff

What a great movie it's also sensor

like sensory like overload

like this sound design on that movie

like when he chews on the glass

I love that sound

Yeah

It's made me wanna chew glass

obviously I haven't and won't

I've chewed fake glass

Yeah, sure, sugar glass that's not

That's not glass

That's not glass, its' like rock candy

I mean, I'm not going to chew glass

If

No

Alright, we're not gonna, okay

You know what's weird?

I don't know why I like this

cause I'm not this guy

cause I- I'm not big one blood

I don't want to get other peoples blood

on me

Strap in folks, here we go

But, for some reason

you know when people get a cut in their

mouth

and you can see like

blood in their teeth

I kinda like that

Why do I like that?

I don't know

I-kinda like I

It's not that I want to like

lick their teeth

or some shit

I just think it

You must've been pumped watching Sinners

boy

let me tell ya

you must've seen that and been like

"Oh look at those bloody teeth"

I think because of like the juxtaposition

of like white teeth

and then there's like red lines

You just wanted to say that word

I don't know what word you're

talking about

I think because there's white teeth

and in between them there's just red line

and you like seeing the color

dispar-egy

I don't know

I don't know

but something about that is like

you remember in Fight Club

where like-the guys like

"Is this yours?"

When- You know that movie way better

than I do

I've seen it a handful of times

and it's a good movie, but

you're like horny for that movie

Not anymore

like I used to be horny for it

You were one of those guys?

That's the thing, that's when I stopped

when I realized, oh there's a

pattern here

I'm like "I'm good"

Gotcha

I'm good on it

It was like you loved Limp Biskit

You loved- First of all that's you, Cheif

You loved Limp Biskit

A-a-a did you say love or loved?

Lo-ve

You're right

Rollin

But, I like 3 songs from Limp Biskit, okay

I'm not sitting here- I don't have their

full catolog

in my fucking head

Also, I will say this about Limp Biskit

or Fred Durst rather

guy looks good

with all the white hair, it looks cool

He's probably writing those checks, man

I imagine they did will in the early 2000s

and if he invested his money correctly

They were Rollin in

They were Rollin on his way

or the highway, ya know?

Exactly

You know, I recently started watching

did you see, its a documentary on Netflix

I think its called Dirty Pop?

Is that about the NSYNC guy?

The NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys guy

Yeah, yeah

Bro, crazy stuff- I mean, I only watched

the first episode

I hear it gets crazier-don't tell me

cause I really don't know the story

But, like it brought me back to such a

specific time in history

That like- bro it's so weird watching

that first episode cause he's like

forming the boy bands and stuff like that

first of all, forming both of them

Crazy

Say what you want about the guy

which I don't know what you can because

I don't know the whole story yet

Okay- Theres some stuff you could probably

For sure

But clearly he knew what he was doing

in forming boy bands

Yeah

Cause he formed Backstreet Boys, then

NSYNC

and then O-town

which-Had a hit

They had some hits, man

Yeah they did

But... it was so weird to watch

cause it was just like

seeing these 17-year-old boys

whether they be from the Backstreet or

they're all NSYNC together

Right

Like- there manager being like

"Dance more sexy"

Like that's so fucking weird

Like you see them practicing they're like

You know?

And it's crazy cause like they had your

haircut

That's not like a knock on you

but they literally all had that part

I thought you- Oh well I don't have a

part right now, do I?

No, but I'm saying

It had the part and the curtains

You kinda look like what's his name CJ-AJ

one of those

AJ-AJ McClene?

Not AJ, who's the other one?

Kevin? CJ? Howie?

Who's the guy in NSYNC

Ryan and Nick

Oh in NSYNC

Yeah, in NSYNC there's like a-

There's JC

JC!

You think I look like JC Chasez?

I'm just saying your hair looks like

JC Chasez

But- I think I look like more rugged

Like a-

Go ahead

Like a-a-a

You know like a- Not helpful, alright?

Bro, didn't think that the tall one from

the Backstreet Boys

Was so out of place, dude

Dude, I thought that guy was 40

and he kinda looks like a dog

Yes, yes!

I don't mean disrespect at all!

I love dogs

He's laughing his way to the bag

If Kevin, I know their names-Kevin!-Kevin

Keven what?

Kevin. Kevin, if he sees this

He did look like he was

significantly older than the rest of them

and he was like 7'9"

He felt 10' tall

And he does look like that dog

You know, that dog that's like

The one that smiles

That like Italian dog

Yes! Yes, exactly, Joey

But- just like- it was weird

cause it would be like

You go to dance more sexy

Who's your favorite Backstreet Boy

AJ's pretty sick umm

I guess- Nick? He was pretty like the

Backstreet Boy

I'm going chalk, I'm going Nick and Justin

Justin was the clear front runner

I know that's why I'm going-

It wasn't even close, like you could've

who was the biggest Backstreet Boy

the boys from the backstreet

I kind of thought it was Brian dude

You kind of look like Brian a little bit

Me? yeah you have that whole like

I'm waking up look

I'll take that

I mean, I don't know what he looks

like now

I think he looks exactly the same

There was a video of him recently

performing, Brian didn't sound so good

that doesn't offend the way he looks but

I mean

I fucked with Brian low key

Bro my sister was obsessed with the

Backstreet boys

she had the fucking posters

and cutouts from magazines

my dad took us out of school to go to TRL

to see them one day

WHAT? yeah dude

That is- I never experienced that

inaudible HEY

Yeah that's exactly

I was fucking 4th grade

or however old I was

I didn't know what the fuck was going on