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Welcome back to the Basement

Welcome back to

Santagato Studios

I have a special guest today

and that is

new haircut frank

there he is

Ooh what's that sweater

New sweater?

Its a sweater

It's a new one

Yeah

I've never seen you

wear it

Yeah. It was sent

to me by the company

that made it

It looks like

the Grinch's heart

Before the love

Right. Before the love

struck his heart

Yeah

I could see that

Mhmm

I kinda, if I'm being honest

with you, I know we

haven't gotten too much media

post-love Grinch

I kinda like the Grinch

when he was an asshole

I kinda thought he was

more fun

Yeah

I kinda like Jim Carrey

Grinch being a little mean guy

Yo, you know what's crazy

about that movie

I didn't expect the Grinch

to have such a fucking

fat wagon

Dude this guy

He had a fat ass in that movie

I know what he did with all those

presents he stole

He threw them in his fucking back trunk

cause he was walking around

with a whole Christmas morning of ass

Dude, literally

before- on Christmas Eve

he already had Santa's sack

in his ass

Oh, my God, forget

and he knew it, too

filled to the brim

Remember when he's getting dressed

and he's like ooh, ahh

that guy was

Why'd they give him

a fat ass

Dude, thicker than a bowl of syrup

with oats in it

you know what I'm saying

I don't even know why that would be

necessary to give him such a fat ass

but I was just distracted

I- you were distracted

staring at the Grinch's green hairy ass?

Yeah dude. Really? Yeah

There was something else, I know you

there was something else in that movie

that was a little more distracting

and it has to do with one Mary Lou Who

Yes

Is that the older one?

I don't know

No it's something- what's her name?

shhh- who's a kid? because laughs

Let's get that out of the way

Let's get the kid out of the way

We need to make sure we're specific

Cindy Lou Who

Cindy Lou Who is the kid

That's the child

That was the child

Mary May Who

Mary May who

No, is that her name

She might've been the one that had the

the Who bags

She did have Who bag

She had who bags

She had giant Who bags

She had giant Who tits

She did laughs

Giant Who tits

And they knew it too

Yeah

They were like playing into it

Also had a corset like what do you do?

Yo, I'm telling you

first of all,

There was curves in that movie

I watched that movie

Didn't the mayor wear a bra on his head?

Uh, you're talking Little Nicky

That's so bananas

That's craa laughs

Yeah that is from Little Nicky

He was wearing something on

head though, when they found

him sleeping

When was the- Martha May Who

that's the women's name

Martha May Who

is the one that's got the Who nips

ya know?

laughs yeah

and then she shoots the lights and

she's like

Huhuhuhu

and I'm like "bro you guys know

what you're doing"

Yo, I watched that movie every year

because the kids love it

I love it

I know, I do too

but, adult eyes watching that movie

sees a lot of stuff

we didn't catch as kids

Yeah

They go to a key party

Yeah like the swingers

They have a swingers party

In How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Yeah

and like... Fire

The Grinch was a baby then

but it was the two old ladies

Bro that's kinda crazy, too

cause they were not like 40, 50

those bitches were like 70

and trying to get dp

Well, it was when, no

It was when the Grinch was a baby

So like, presumably like

They were old though

30 years prior, yeah

so like latest they

were in their 40s maybe 50s

Oh, maybe I'm remembering the movie wrong

I thought they were old then, too

Uhh, maybe

actually I don't know, but

they clearly going to a fucking Whoville

key party

a Whoville orgy

Legitimately

To get their Who-vag stuffed

by some Who-d

Yeah

And, if you notice that's when all the

babies start landing

cause people are getting

ridiculously railed

also, remember that guy that comes out

on his front door step?

He goes "Oh, my God this baby looks like

your boss"

What was that?

This is a movie for children about

Christmas

Unnecessary

There's a lot of stuff in there

Fucked up

Lot of stuff

What a great movie it's also sensor

like sensory like overload

like this sound design on that movie

like when he chews on the glass

I love that sound

Yeah

It's made me wanna chew glass

obviously I haven't and won't

I've chewed fake glass

Yeah, sure, sugar glass that's not

That's not glass

That's not glass, its' like rock candy

I mean, I'm not going to chew glass

If

No

Alright, we're not gonna, okay

You know what's weird?

I don't know why I like this

cause I'm not this guy

cause I- I'm not big one blood

I don't want to get other peoples blood

on me

Strap in folks, here we go

But, for some reason

you know when people get a cut in their

mouth

and you can see like

blood in their teeth

I kinda like that

Why do I like that?

I don't know

I-kinda like I

It's not that I want to like

lick their teeth

or some shit

I just think it

You must've been pumped watching Sinners

boy

let me tell ya

you must've seen that and been like

"Oh look at those bloody teeth"

I think because of like the juxtaposition

of like white teeth

and then there's like red lines

You just wanted to say that word

I don't know what word you're

talking about

I think because there's white teeth

and in between them there's just red line

and you like seeing the color

dispar-egy

I don't know

I don't know

but something about that is like

you remember in Fight Club

where like-the guys like

"Is this yours?"

When- You know that movie way better

than I do

I've seen it a handful of times

and it's a good movie, but

you're like horny for that movie

Not anymore

like I used to be horny for it

You were one of those guys?

That's the thing, that's when I stopped

when I realized, oh there's a

pattern here

I'm like "I'm good"

Gotcha

I'm good on it

It was like you loved Limp Biskit

You loved- First of all that's you, Cheif

You loved Limp Biskit

A-a-a did you say love or loved?

Lo-ve

You're right

Rollin

But, I like 3 songs from Limp Biskit, okay

I'm not sitting here- I don't have their

full catolog

in my fucking head

Also, I will say this about Limp Biskit

or Fred Durst rather

guy looks good

with all the white hair, it looks cool

He's probably writing those checks, man

I imagine they did will in the early 2000s

and if he invested his money correctly

They were Rollin in

They were Rollin on his way

or the highway, ya know?

Exactly

You know, I recently started watching

did you see, its a documentary on Netflix

I think its called Dirty Pop?

Is that about the NSYNC guy?

The NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys guy

Yeah, yeah

Bro, crazy stuff- I mean, I only watched

the first episode

I hear it gets crazier-don't tell me

cause I really don't know the story

But, like it brought me back to such a

specific time in history

That like- bro it's so weird watching

that first episode cause he's like

forming the boy bands and stuff like that

first of all, forming both of them

Crazy

Say what you want about the guy

which I don't know what you can because

I don't know the whole story yet

Okay- Theres some stuff you could probably

For sure

But clearly he knew what he was doing

in forming boy bands

Yeah

Cause he formed Backstreet Boys, then

NSYNC

and then O-town

which-Had a hit

They had some hits, man

Yeah they did

But... it was so weird to watch

cause it was just like

seeing these 17-year-old boys

whether they be from the Backstreet or

they're all NSYNC together

Right

Like- there manager being like

"Dance more sexy"

Like that's so fucking weird

Like you see them practicing they're like

You know?

And it's crazy cause like they had your

haircut

That's not like a knock on you

but they literally all had that part

I thought you- Oh well I don't have a

part right now, do I?

No, but I'm saying

It had the part and the curtains

You kinda look like what's his name CJ-AJ

one of those

AJ-AJ McClene?

Not AJ, who's the other one?

Kevin? CJ? Howie?

Who's the guy in NSYNC

Ryan and Nick

Oh in NSYNC

Yeah, in NSYNC there's like a-

There's JC

JC!

You think I look like JC Chasez?

I'm just saying your hair looks like

JC Chasez

But- I think I look like more rugged

Like a-

Go ahead

Like a-a-a

You know like a- Not helpful, alright?

Bro, didn't think that the tall one from

the Backstreet Boys

Was so out of place, dude

Dude, I thought that guy was 40

and he kinda looks like a dog

Yes, yes!

I don't mean disrespect at all!

I love dogs

He's laughing his way to the bag

If Kevin, I know their names-Kevin!-Kevin

Keven what?

Kevin. Kevin, if he sees this

He did look like he was

significantly older than the rest of them

and he was like 7'9"

He felt 10' tall

And he does look like that dog

You know, that dog that's like

The one that smiles

That like Italian dog

Yes! Yes, exactly, Joey

But- just like- it was weird

cause it would be like

You go to dance more sexy

Who's your favorite Backstreet Boy

AJ's pretty sick umm

I guess- Nick? He was pretty like the

Backstreet Boy

I'm going chalk, I'm going Nick and Justin

Justin was the clear front runner

I know that's why I'm going-

It wasn't even close, like you could've

who was the biggest Backstreet Boy

the boys from the backstreet

I kind of thought it was Brian dude

You kind of look like Brian a little bit

Me? yeah you have that whole like

I'm waking up look

I'll take that

I mean, I don't know what he looks

like now

I think he looks exactly the same

There was a video of him recently

performing, Brian didn't sound so good

that doesn't offend the way he looks but

I mean

I fucked with Brian low key

Bro my sister was obsessed with the

Backstreet boys

she had the fucking posters

and cutouts from magazines

my dad took us out of school to go to TRL

to see them one day

WHAT? yeah dude

That is- I never experienced that

inaudible HEY

Yeah that's exactly

I was fucking 4th grade

or however old I was

I didn't know what the fuck was going on

I didn't know like I- first of all

Joey? Yeah?

2002, 2001

2000.. lets go 2000

3rd grade was 2000, just saying

I know but- it was 2000, lets say 2000

3rd grade

whatever year it was

what do you think would have happened if

the boys found out that I went to see the

Backstreet Boys?

Like our friends? Yeah

First of all, we were in 3rd grade

nothing was gay, yet

so I would've been hyped

cause I fucked with NSYNC

Frank, hard

I'm right there with you

I loved NSYNC

I remember being at the TRL thing and

being like I don't know

and I remember it was packed

Yeah

I remember my sister screaming

and my dad- you know what's

even funnier, there's layers to this

of both of my parents

to bring my sister to see the Backstreet

Boys

If you would've asked me to guess

a million times, every single

one of those guesses would've been my mom

bringing her

Your dad was like- Could you imagine

my dad being- but I guess you know

he did what he had to do

Yeah, he knew that it would make

his daughter happy

Umm yeah it's so weird watching it

because the Backstreet Boys are dancing

all sexally

and like they're doing it with the idea

that like

there fan base is like young girls

and it's just icky

I don't like it and it's strange to me

That they're appealing to young girls?

That like they're trying to

that's the part- and again I don't know

where the rest of this documentary goes

so it might shed some light on some stuff

I don't thinks there's light shed on that

Okay

But there's light shed on the dude

I've heard he-

And he like took all their money

Ye-ye-yeah

and quite a bit of it too like I heard

that like a person, one of them

one of the bands was like upwards of 265M

or some shit

Couple bucks

Which is- in 1995

And they're all still rich

which is crazy

Well, like probably got some money

like the lawsuit came early on, so they

probably got some stuff back

then they were able the residuals after

Bro, imagine being like 17 and like

working your ass off like that

That's why a lot of them don't come out

doing well

I believe Nick Carter had a pretty public

battle with substances, didn't he?

I think anyone, who's like young and

that's your life is like it's rough

Bro, look at the Disney Channel stars

Yeah, any of the stars man

being young and just not falling into that

is very difficult you have to have like

you have to get lucky with the people

around you cause you're a fucking child

Bro and not only are you a child

Everyone is trying to take from you

But not even just that but like people

like the center of the universe at the age

of 12

Not only that, but if you'r a Backstreet

Boy and NSYNC

you are the center of the fucking universe

But that- and that's gotta fu- but they

were a little older

now if we look at young kids like

Beibss dude Beibs

Yeah Beibss listen, Beibs is having a

crashout

I don't want to sit here and put my flag

in the ground on whats going on with that

Becca made a great point when were

talking about this

she's just like "not a lot has come out

something tells me he deserves a crashout

because this guy has been through it

probably

He's like 13 and the biggest thing in the

world what does that do to a pers

Not only that, but like

the music industry

he spent a lot of time with certain people

in the music industry that might've just

beat a rap

Not only thing, not only thing?

what am I even saying?

not only that but you've seen videos

of just weird moments

ugh there's videos of people asking like

Brittany Spears who's like 15 like

"you got a boyfriend? do you kiss?"

I get it was a different time but that's

not a gimmie

That's still gross

You don't ask a 15 year old that

Bro, there's a lot example of that

and like more recently people have been

getting called out for shit like that

have you ever seen the clip of- I'm not

gonna reference it- but like someone asks

a very popular actress about like how

did you get in that like skin tight suit

and it's just like- or they ask about

her underwear

Scarlett Johansson

Okay I didn't want to say it cause

I don't know who the interviewer is

and I don't wanna make them uncomfortable

Who the interviewer?

Anyone involved in that uncomfortable

That's a stupid question

Yes I agree but I'm saying like

I don't give a fuck if they're

uncomfortable

Oh what was your superhero suit like

I think it was Jeremy Rennor was in it

and he was like of it was- and then she

and then they were like what about your

underwear

and she was like what the fuck

like its just so weird like its weird

and listen like I-i-i- don't people don't

always have and especially in the early 90

there wasn't this movement of don't be so

stupid it was kinda still coasting off of

like men are stupid they're complimenting

you by asking that and it's just like

its so weird its so weird and your're

right the Beiber stuff is weird

It is really weird- Oh my God dude

so were you more of an NSYNC fan- bro

this was me I was the doll I was NSYNC all

the way

I feel like-but I will admit that now

I think that the Backstreet Boys probably

have more hits than NSYNC but I loved it

I wonder if we pull up the top 5 songs

from each of them who has the better top 5

I will say the fucking Merry Christmas

Happy Holidays is a banger

but like Backstreet Boys don't have a

holidays song

they might but I don't know

if they do it's not one we know

Merry Christmas Happy Fucking Holidays

Most Christ mas songs that are like

popular are from the fucking like 50s and

60s the only like modern ones that

are in there are Mariah Carey

and NSYNC and mistletoe by J Beib

what song is that Mistletoe

yeah I don't know what one that is

frank I'm dead serious I do not know what

song that is that's crazy

could you sing it? I don't wanna

come on hep me out here. well now I'm

blanking cause you like freaked me out

Mistletoe. yeah its called Mistltoe

oh baby that's it I don't know

song by Justin Beiber but like its just

tough man Merry Christmas

Happy Hol- it's so good

that song is so good but like NSYNC

doesn't have I Want It That Way they have

other hits they have Bye Bye Bye they have

Tearing up My Heart it was like their

debut single Tearing Up My Heart is so

fucking good dude it doesn't make sense

tearing up my heart I got look up top 5

Backstreet Boys songs by the way ant

isn't here today that's why yeah

he would've had this lined up ant we miss

you bud NSYNC top 5 songs alright so

give me them top 5 songs for NSYNC

I Want You Back insane singing

Tearing Up My Heart It's Gonna Be Me

well its gonna be me but the song is it's

gonna be me its gonna be me

uh This I Promise You that's a good one

too top 5 though and then number 5 Bye

Bye Bye that's bananas that that's 5

and then Gone I don't even know what Gone

is singing is that NSYNC or is that just

Justin Timberlake that felt like Justin

Timberlake that's why I'm saying I don't

know umm Pop dirty pop I thought that was

also Justin Timberlake thats 100% whatever

what's the one singing

what's the song that's like oh just got

paid singing oh I don't know I Drive

Myself Crazy Girlfriend Here We Go

See like they don't singing

I think that a fucking NSYNC has hits

but they don't have a deep bench

they don't like Backstreet Boys got a

bench the starting 5 that's a crazy

starting 5 that's a crazy starting 5

but you need a deep bench if you'r gonna

win the finals that's what the deal is

lets see top 10-top 5 Backstreet Boys song

They're probably nuts dude they're

probably banger-rangs number 5 Larger Than

Life ohhh such a banger dude crazy dude

As Long As You Love Me singing that's

oh my fuck I know you're going to be

pumped for this one and this is a later

entry Incomplete I know I know I know

I know how you feel about Incomplete

that's a good song Everybody Backstreets

Back I remember that music video being so

sick it was like Halloween they were like

there was a mummy it was a like mummy

I think AJ was like the Phantom of the

Opera yeah yeah yeah that was crazy

and then he was a mummy and I was like

yo I want to be a mummy but when Halloween

came around I was a ninja number 1 for

like 6 years in a row I was a ninja for

like every year of my life something

about that though doesn't necessarily

feel right but I like swords and ninja

stars sue me what's the first one

I Want It That Way so I feel like for

top 5 it's way better it's way better for

Backstreet Boys but its not like like

NSYNC has they just had the sauce they

legs they felt like a more polished

version of the Backstreet Boys

like they felt like the boy band of the

new millennia where Backstreet Boys were

the 90s you know yeah bro then you had

SClub 7 that was like British version

fucked with SClub were they British

they yeah I remember one song one of them

might've been like Irish or something

well that was what's their names

Bewitched Bewitched they were bangers dude

Irish as hell dude SClub 7 top songs

Never Had A Dream Come True remember that

fucking crazy singing Bring It All Back

that sounds like a juvenile song laughs

doesn't sound like Bring It All Back

Oh my God I know that song SClub party

that shit is crazy banger dude underrated

Don't Stop Moving that one I don't know

no I don't know and then what's the

other one there's one more that's like

Reach reach Have You Ever have you wait

is that the brandy song I'm thinking of

maybe I don't know singing I think that's

Brandy there's another song they have

that's like very popular it's like them

in white and they're walking around on

snow and shit Have You Ever Loved

Somebody is a song by Freddie Jackson

laughs maybe they did a cover but dude

what is SClub 7 songs there's a song that

like there all I don't know what's the

song then you had Old Town you had 98

Degrees yeah you had maybe it was Never

Had A Dream Come True maybe damn yo

that's that was my shit for a little bit

I was not like an SClub boy I get it

but that was the 2nd CD that I ever asked

to get the first one was obviously

Good Charlotte oh my God yeah

singing I remember one of the first CDs

that I can actively remember having was

To Be A Master Pokemon CD obviously

and then I had the Offspring CD wow

singing I used to replay that over and

over again just like oh my God and then

what did I what was the next that I

remember having Chocolate Starfish And

The Hotdog Flavored Water you had that of

course I had that Joey you love Limp

Biskit whatever WWE albums were out at the

time they made albums yeah dude it was

just like the music for like they made

one called like WWE enthology it was like

3 discs the first one was like the 80s

and 90s the second one was like the late

90s and the third one was like today

so it would be like I could put on Sexy

Boy Shawn Michael's and I was like 12

years old in the care like singing

and my dad was like driving smoking

Marlboro Reds very confused yeah that's

a rough car ride good luck explaining

that song comes on singing

yeah man so are you going I just wanna

make sure we could put a cap to this

conversation top 5 Backstreet Boys top 5

NSYNC not counting cause by the way the

Christmas song wasn't top five it

definitely should be top 5 easily

if we put Christmas song in top 5 NSYNC

who has the stronger top 5 catalog

I think it's obvious that it's the

Backstreet Boys like it is it is right

it is I don't think it's particularly

close but I do think that for those

couple years there NSYNC was the big

brother they probably had yeah I could

see it but also the name was cooler

Backstreet Boys yeah I'm good on that

who are you from the backstreet what are

you supposed to be Nick Carter

what does that even mean who are you

fighting Nick Carter yeah Howie you got

10 foot Kevin over there but he can't

protect all of you yeah he might be able

to he might he might be able to he's got

the reach but AJ looks like he could

throw a couple fists

yeah he's got interesting facial hair

remember Eminem wanted to fight one of the

guys from NSYNC that would've been

interesting to watch he said it in the

song Chris Kerr Patrick you can get your

ass kicked yeah is that NSYNC or is that

that's NSYNC oh yeah yeah yeah

JC, Joey Fatone, yeah, Justin Timberlake

I used to fuck with the fact that Joey

Fatone had my name I was like damn bro

I'm basically in NSYNC you were basically

in NSYNC and I've obviously tried to do

the dance in my mirror back then which one

the uh I don't know Bye Bye Bye no not

Bye Bye Bye oh the- the one they're on

they're like this oh the marionette's

oh yeah that's Bye Bye Bye is it yeah

that's the Bye Bye Bye music video

what a great video by the way great video

two stellar videos you guys Everybody and

then Bye Bye Bye yeah those are bangers

dude what a time boy bands singing

that's a good song that is the song yeah

It's gonna be me yeah yeah yeah

what's Bye Bye Bye again singing

and they were sitting there like singing

It's crazy like our parents had like its

funny when we were kids had Lynyrd

Skynyrd at like a dance or at like a

wedding and it would be like Stop In The

Name Of Love which one is that yeah it

was singing they'd have singing

my mom fucking loved that song singing

yo my mom was a raging one for that

they had that as adults yeah or the

Electric Slide that was a big one still

big the white song and we had Bye Bye Bye

and Lean Back oohh now we're talking

now we're gettin into my territory you get

to plus-sized Joe I was leaning it back

I was walking it out I mean were you

walking it out I was walking it out

really cause that's a little tougher than

leaning it back I was walking it out

no the jerk was a little tougher the jerk

was impossible I used to be able to jerk

yeah I used to be able to I don't know if

I could I haven't done it in several

years yeah I'm not gonna do it

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I feel like those are getting longer now..

You got a problem with that?

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stuttering

more laughter

You got a problem? Give me a minute!

This- you know- stuttering

You know, let me ask you a question.

You go to your favorite restaurant, do you

judge the chef on how quick he brings

you your food?

Yep! That's the whole point!

Not if it's delicious.

I mean..

Because you need to let a master..

..do their work.

And I think at this point in time,

I'm a master.

laughter

I am a master of my craft.

And my craft is aimlessly talking and

starting a sentence with the idea of where-

You're doing it now.

-of where I want to go.

And then seeing if I get there eventually

but stumbling along the way.

But the stumble is what life is.

Yeah.

Life is not a smooth road, Joey.

It's got bumps.

Life is a collection-

Peaks and valleys.

-of stumbles... and picking yourself up.

......Yeah...

I mean if you stumble you're not falllin down..

You could!

When was the last time you fell down?

And like hit the deck?

Like not that long ago..

You fell and hit the floor?

Yeah

In pub?

No, at home.

Oh okay, have you done it in public recently?

I almost!

I uh- I went to a.. rest stop

on the way in here,

Today?!

No not today, a couple weeks ago.

And it was rainy and wet outside.

Oh no..

And I... I slipped on a grate and

I went.. "Oh Fuck!"

Laughter Oh my god!

laughs What was that?

What are we..

What happened?

I know you saw that!

What happened?

You're done!

You're done! Don't you EVER-

laughs

laughs I don't know... It slipped..

silent laughter

I don't know!

That's a crazy way to slip there, Kanye!

wheezing

Oh, shit.

I slipped and went..

Ya know?

Slipping is probably worse than falling.

Because like- I like..

You like lose your balance.

I did one of those.. and like my

foot went like out FAR.

Oh, like ahead of you?

Yeah! And I would've went DOWN, dude.

Are we officially in the age of like..

falling is scary?

No!

Okay..

Not yet, dude!

Okay.

Like if you fell down, you'd be fine.

I might... You might!

I might! laughs

You think that you'd fall down- you'd

be like.. hurt hurt?

Depending how I fell... Yeahhhh..

.....How?

Bro-

You're not brittle!

I know I'm not brittle but I'm a.. man.

A larger man than you are.

So??

So if I fall, it could be bad.

It could be! It might not be, and

hopefully wouldn't be.

Maybe if you fell on a.. spike.

laughs

Crazy.

I'm just sayin, like.. I think it's-

When you get to a certain age and you

fall down it's like.. oh well I have

Osteoparosis and my shit my turn into dust.

Yeah, I'm worried about that!

But like I'm also-

Noooo!

Bro I f- the last time I can remember falling..

I was like... I had to stay down

because I was like.. woahhhh

Joey laughs: "Really?!"

Yeah!

Because it's one of those things where

You know.. remember I used to work

in the insurance.. uh.. industry.

And a very common thing that you're taught

is when you get hurt: you fall, something

happens, you pull something, whatever..

You sue!

Well.. laughs not just that but like..

Immediately, you're reaction is to be like

"I'm good!"

"I'm good, yeah I'm up I'm good!"

And you might not feel it right then and there.

It's when it's.. 2, 3, 4, 12 hours removed

that it's like.. oh fuck.

Now I gotta big bruise on my ass.

Now I got a big old fat problem

on my hands, and it's my hip.

Right.

Uh.. but..

I- I like stayed down just to make sure

my body was not playing tricks on me

and it's like.. you're really okay.

Wow.

You don't remember the last time you fell?

The last time I hit the deck and fell..

..I don't know..

I mean I've def- I don't know..

I almost fell on a run the other day.

Frank: Hmm

Like I had one where my ankle-

Frank: You had- gasp

Bro I have these stupid ass shoes that I-

They're not that stupid..

Honestly you should jog in high tops, dude

You're gonna hurt yourself.

Not a chance I'm doing that.

That's bananas.

Why?

Jogging in high tops?!

Ankle protection!

There's also like not..

I read a study once that like- that's

not a thing, it's a myth.

You could play basketball in running shoes

and it's..your ankle is not more supported

in a high top.

I struggle to believe how that's true

when there's just literally a part of