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From the people who brought you
rental dad..
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...an exciting new development
in parental technology.
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Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?
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Hire-a-mum provides regular support
when you need it most.
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Oh, thank you!
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No matter what your needs,
Hire-a-mum has you covered.
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We have the Chef Mum,
with 25 years restaurant experience...
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...who can whip you up healthy,
nutritious meals...
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...for only 50 dollars a serving.
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We also have the Tradie Mum,
who can fix anything and everything...
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...including the kitchen sink.
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More reliable than a plumber or builder...
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Tradie Mum comes at an
absolute bargain...
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...only 75 dollars an hour.
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We have the Tutor Mum, with PhDs in
mathematics, business, and psychology...
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Able to help you with
your university assignments...
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...for the low, low price of
$100 per hour, per subject.
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Our scientists have been working
day and night...
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..to bring you patented
temperature control technology.
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Bye Mum!
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Just wait!
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On now!
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All of our mums are standing by,
waiting to be dispatched...
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...as soon as you call.
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For a limited time only,
and at no extra cost...
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Our mums come equipped with
morale boosting capabilities...
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And...I can't even believe
that he broke up with me!
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You know?
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I know.
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So next time you're hungry...
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...cold...
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...or just need some love...
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Why not hire a mum?
