jerma summons catboy ster

JERMA: Y'know, before I eat this...

I think that we should probably just
get a- an opinion from somebody else?

Not about this. Uh, not about this.

But about something else.

So, uh, let me leave no further ado here

for a special guest review...

from Ster. For the Trader Joe's
Tikka Masala.

Take it away, Ster.

STER: Yo, what is going on everybody?
Ster here with yet another ultimate

banger of a food review, comin' in
with a cult classic.

Everybody has been telling me to try this,
I'm so excited for it, but actually

it was so exclusive, so hard to get my
hands on,

that only just recently did I find out
that you can only get this

at Trader Joe's.

Who woulda known, who was gonna be
able to find such a gem like this.

Of course, I'm talkin' about the
Chicken T-

camera falls
FUCK! FUCK

And on the other side you can of course
see that it says:

"Keep frozen." This is a frozen dish
and I fully intend to keep it frozen.

I looked inside and it's kind of
disgusting-looking

and I really have absolutely no desire
to try this whatsoever, but

I don't want to leave you with no
food review. Of course, we're gonna do

a food review, uh, I've got my potions
at my alchemy lab, my potions.

I've got my potions! I'm gonna show you
my potions!

These potent little brews are sure
to please.

And of course we have a classic as well:

the succulent, ever-common health potion.

Greater, of course, but we all know
of its tastes.

I need not review this for you.

Maybe we pop open this black vial
of venom from a 12-legged arachnid?

No, we'll save that for another day.
Please subscribe.

But hey, you may not have heard of
a very unique in texture--

take a gander at THIS, GILGAMESH!

JERMA: Awesome, thank you Ster!

Um, glad he liked it! Of course he did,
it's the Trader Joe's Tikka Masala!

Thank you, Ster.
'Preciate the review.