Confessing Your Sins to Your Dentist

Bless me dentist

for I have sinned.

Speak my child.

It has been 4 years

since my last appointment.

Dentist

Tell me your sins.

The other day I was at the fairground

and they were selling the

the candy floss?

Yeah.

We've been here before, haven't we?

No, I know. But it wasn't for me.

It was for my nephew, you know.

Oh, yeah.

But he only ate half of it

and I

You finished it.

Why did I finish it?

It just got worse and worse.

Like sometimes

I'd be leaving the house in a rush and

I wouldn't have brushed my teeth. So I just

I just use my

Your finger?

My finger

A finger is not a toothbrush.

But if you put the toothpaste on the finger

it doesn't it won't make a difference.

There's no substitute for one.

I stopped using the retainer.

What?

My child, your teeth will begin to stray.

Oh, I know, but

it's so annoying.

I want you to tell me the truth.

Are

you flossing?

No.

You need to floss religiously.

I can already see the signs.

Bleeding gums,

sensitivity.

If you continue on this path,

it will only lead to one thing.

Gingivitis?

Gingivitis. Yes.

Very painful.

Take this and drink from it.

What is it?

Mouthwash.

Yeah. Twice a day now. No more

or it'll stain your teeth.

Go now and be cleansed.

Be cleansed?

See the hygienist.

Oh, Deirdre?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'll see you again in 6 months.

Hello.

Uh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

6 months. Yeah?

Uh-huh

I'll uh...

Will I book you in now?

No. I'll um I'll just have a look at the

Oh, no. I'll give you

I'll call

Oh, you'll call?

Yeah, I'll call. I'll call to book that in.

Okay.

Doomdah

I'm using the

Ah, travel brush.

A travel toothbrush?

Yeah. Yes. But it was

it folds in the middle, you know,

which is uh convenient

for storage and...