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I just wanted to confirm, I'm going
to drop the new dog off on Sunday morning.
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We've called him Bark Ruffalo.
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It's cute isn’t it?
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That is actually quite good. But listen,
that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
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I'm afraid I can’t dog sit on Sunday.
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Oh, hi, Michael.
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Yeah, hi, Georgia.
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Look, I don't want any of your excuses,
David, you promised.
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I can't leave him with a neighbour
because he peed in her kitchen.
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Right.
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Whereas we are desperate for him
to come and pee in our kitchen.
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I know that I did
promise to dog sit on Sunday but
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since I promised,
something else has come up.
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Well, that sounds like a you problem.
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Oh, hi, Stan how are things?
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Hi, David. How are you? Okay, listen,
I need a favour.
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Michael Sheen has asked me
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to look after his dog on Sunday,
but I agreed to host the BAFTA Film Awards
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on the same day. I was wondering
if you could look after his dog.
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I would love to do that for you, David.
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Oh, Stan, you're a lifesaver.
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Thank you so much.
Is there anything else I can do for you?
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No, looking after the dog,
I mean, that's obviously amazing.
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I could wash your car or something
or the windows in your home.
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You're not really gonna look after
the dog, are you?
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And the BAFTA
for Catching On Very Quickly goes to...
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Himesh.
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Oh, I think your computer is frozen.
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Oh, no it’s not frozen
because I just saw someone.
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Look, I know you're just calling
because you want something from me.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing on Sunday?
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Oh for crying out loud.
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Tom Hiddleston.
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Hey, David. What's the pitch?
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Pitch is dog
sitting for Michael Sheen. Wow.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Interesting.
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I'm guessing that we're going for, like,
funny.
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Could be funny, it’s a cute dog.
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Yeah, I suppose the dog sitter
initially could present as benign,
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and then he and the dog get up to
all kinds of hijinx and ultimately disrupt
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stuffy old Michael Sheen's boring life.
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But for the better.
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Listen did your agent
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tell you
that I wanted to talk to you about film.
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Well yeah, obviously,
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unless you're actually calling me
to ask me to dogsit
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for Michael Sheen. No.
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Oh. Dame Judi.
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Long time no see.
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I thought you were going to be
that beautiful Michael Sheen.
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What you want?
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Well, I wonder if you'd be up
for a bit of dog sitting.
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I promised to look after Bark Ruffalo for
Michael on Sunday, but I'm double booked.
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David. Bark Ruffalo.
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He pees everywhere.
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And anyway, I shall be watching a BAFTA
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Film Awards with a big glass of champagne.
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What's with the kilt? Oh.
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Hi, David Tennant signing in.
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There's a courier here
with something for production.
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David Tennant to stage.
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Hi. Hello.
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Hi, everyone. Hi.
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Hi. Hi there.
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Sorry. I've got-
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Are you good with dogs?
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Yeah, and not on your dress.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you. Hi.
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Hi. Sorry. Hello.
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Hello. Hi.
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This is fine.
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This is fine.
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This is.
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Michael.
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Michael?
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What?
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What is this?
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What are you doing there?
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I'm hosting the show.
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This is why you wanted me to dog sit,
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so you could sit there?
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Yeah.
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You going to have to take the dog? What?
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What if I have to go up on the stage
to be given an award?
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Yeah. All right. Give me.
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Yeah. Come on.
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Get that one.
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You take that. And this weird thing.
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Was this Scottish man mean to you?
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All right, come on to me.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.