Dumb Ways to Die
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0:03 - 0:07♫ Set fire to your hair ♫
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0:07 - 0:11♫ Poke a stick at a grizzly bear ♫
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0:11 - 0:15♫ Eat medicine that's out of date ♫
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0:15 - 0:19♫ Use your private parts as piranha bait ♫
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0:19 - 0:22♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
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0:22 - 0:26♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
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0:26 - 0:30♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
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0:30 - 0:34♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
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0:35 - 0:39♫ Get your toast out with a fork ♫
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0:39 - 0:43♫ Do your own electrical work ♫
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0:43 - 0:47♫ Teach yourself how to fly ♫
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0:47 - 0:51♫ Eat a 2-week-old unrefrigerated pie ♫
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0:51 - 0:54♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
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0:54 - 0:58♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
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0:58 - 1:01♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
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1:01 - 1:05♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
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1:06 - 1:09♫ Invite a psycho-killer inside ♫
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1:09 - 1:13♫ Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride ♫
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1:13 - 1:16♫ Take your helmet off in outer space ♫
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1:16 - 1:21♫ Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place ♫
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1:21 - 1:24♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
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1:24 - 1:28♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
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1:28 - 1:31♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
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1:31 - 1:35♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
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1:35 - 1:39♫ Keep a rattlesnake as a pet ♫
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1:39 - 1:43♫ Sell both the kidneys on the internet ♫
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1:43 - 1:47♫ Eat a tube of super glue ♫
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1:47 - 1:50♫ I wonder what's this red button do? ♫
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1:50 - 1:54♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
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1:54 - 1:58♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
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1:58 - 2:02♫ Dumb ways to die ♫
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2:04 - 2:08♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
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2:08 - 2:15♫ Dress up like a moose during hunting season ♫
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2:15 - 2:21♫ Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason ♫
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2:21 - 2:25♫ Stand on the edge of a train station platform ♫
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2:25 - 2:28♫ Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing ♫
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2:28 - 2:32♫ Run across the tracks between the platforms ♫
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2:32 - 2:36♫ They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly... ♫
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2:36 - 2:40♫ Dumbest ways to die ♫
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2:40 - 2:43♫ The dumbest ways to die ♫
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2:43 - 2:48♫ Dumbest ways to die ♫
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2:49 - 2:51♫ So many dumb ♫
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2:51 - 2:56♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫
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2:57 - 2:58[Voiceover:] Be safe around trains.
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2:58 - 3:01A message from Metro.
- Title:
- Dumb Ways to Die
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The accessible (#A11Y) Version!
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
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- Duration:
- 03:03
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Michael Lockrey edited English subtitles for Dumb Ways to Die | |
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Darren Bridenbeck (Amara Staff) edited English subtitles for Dumb Ways to Die | |
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Michael Lockrey added a translation |