EP02 ENG SUB (1994) The Seven Heroes and Five Gallants

The prince has been shot with an arrow!

What do we do?!

Little Bao...

A cat?!

How did the prince turn into a cat?!

Little Bao!

Official Zhan,

How did Little Bao turn into a cat? Why?

He must be in the Earth-Drilling Rat's basket.

The Earth-Drilling Rat...

I must go get Little Bao back!

I need Little Bao!

First, calm down.

They are known across the world as chivalrous men.

The child in their hands,

Should be safe.

But, Little Bao, he...

But this child has a unique status, correct?

You just said that the prince was shot.

Little Bao is the Crown Prince, isn't he?

I didn't say that.

You undoubtedly said that.

You are the one who carried the prince out of the palace.

Lady Min.

I see you are by no means dressed as a palace maid.

You are...

I'm the younger sister of Noble Consort Lan.

So let's discuss Commander Ge and Noble Consort Lan.

They have been wronged!

Since we entered the palace,

There has never been a meeting between my sister and Commander Ge.

Official Zhan!

Please, you must believe me!

My sister is innocent.

The prince is even more wronged.

Truly!

Eldest bro!

They're no longer chasing you.

Tu Shan and Zhan Zhao realized he's a cat.

They're definitely gonna blow their heads!

So, first of all,

Isn't that girl freaking out?

Old fifth, when did we become full of tenderness?

We show pity and tender love for women now.

Yes!

I think that girl looks beautiful!

Right, Old Fifth?

You're not a turnip in the December moon.

Your heart isn't frozen, eh?

Sister-in-law,

You're not busy enough.

You even have time to make fun of me.

You look down on me too much.

You think this child can tire me out?

Look, he's as good as a cat.

Sister-in-law!

You can mention cockroaches, bed bugs,

But you must NEVER mention cats.

It's the most taboo subject for our fifth brother.

Nah, no worries.

Wait for that little guy to crap and piss,

Then you'll know whether that cat is good or not.

True, this kid still hasn't peed.

Yeah.

I see he's crowded with people.

I'm afraid if he peed you wouldn't know.

That's true. I'll take a look.

Hey :D

Stop the cart!

What, he really peed?

No, look.

What is he sucking milk out of?

Mind your business?

Yellow damask silk.

Turns out he's no ordinary child.

Expensive damask silk is used by descendants of nobility.

Is he really the son of an aristocrat?

We're meddling in others' business, and it's gonna turn into a headache.

Yeah.

If he really is a criminal whose family was executed by the Emperor,

Then won't we be implicated?

Eldest bro.

We better drop this matter as soon as possible.

Second brother.

If you don't care for this matter,

This kid can only meet his doom.

Better for him to die than us!

These fancy descendants of nobility never care about common folk!

They have all the advantages!

Now that they've done wrong,

Is it worth risking our lives to save him?

But this baby is innocent.

He's so small, how big can his fault be?

Old fifth brother.

Wasn't that sentence said by Zhan Zhao?

Don't lose your temper.

If this kid doesn't belong to that girl,

Would you speak that way?

Don't associate me with her.

Haven't you guys made enough noise?

Not for the sake of a baby.

It's hurt the harmony between brothers.

They're kicking up a storm over you.

Meanwhile, you're smiling happily.

Heh

Eldest bro.

Tu Shan and his guys are coming for us.

What's the decision?

Second brother.

What do you say?

I want to give it to him, but I'm afraid old fifth won't agree.

You have the final say.

I won't complain.

Alright.

Give the baby to me.

Surrender the baby.

This cute little baby!

How could I part with him to give him to you?

Sister-in-law, go on!

Get out of here quick!

Quickly! Go!

That guy Tu has already caught up!

Faster!

Hand the child over to me!

In your dreams!

Come get him if you can!

Lu Xin!

Lady, leave quick!

Lu Xin!

Stop!

If you dare take one more step closer,

I won't be nice anymore!

What ability do you have?

Go ahead and use it!

You dare deceive me!

Fourth brother!

Sister-in-law, don't worry!

The River-Overturning Rat, Jiang Ping.

Not bad at all!

It's precisely me, grandpa!

Fourth brother, you came at just the right time.

Otherwise, your sister-in-law would get bullied terribly by this guy.

Sister-in-law, don't fret.

I got it all handled.

Imperial edict?

Tu.

His Majesty has a decree.

You are to return.

You should go back immediately as per His decree.

How could you possibly have an imperial edict?

Weird, you haven't heard that the Emperor has envoys everywhere among the people,

Doing special assignments for His Majesty?

There is such a thing?

How don't you know about this?

This shows you don't have the Emperor's trust.

You wanna get promoted and get rich?

You better work harder.

What?

You still haven't left?

Could it be that you wish to defy the decree?

I will obey the Emperor's order.

Five rats with one heart!

Sharp enough to break metal!

Tu!

Your three goons have already been taken care of.

They're not going anywhere!

When will we deal with you?

What? Leaving?

So adorable.

Alright.

Let's go back.

Official Zhan.

Why don't you quickly go and ask them to return the prince?

Lady Min.

Since this matter pertains to His Majesty's decree,

If we take the Prince right now and go,

Judge Bao may not be able to protect his life.

Even Judge Bao isn't allowed?

Then what do we do?

First, don't worry, Lady Min.

Since the guards are unable to protect the prince,

The prince should be safest in the Five Rats' hands.

Just let the Five Rats take His Highness for now.

Let the Five Rats take His Highness for now?

Then when can I get him back again?

No need to worry about this.

I will find him.

We...

Let us first return to Kaifeng to tell Judge Bao everything.

Let's clear the prince's name first.

Bodyguard Zhan.

Judge Bao.

This is Lady Min.

Noble Consort Lan's younger sister.

A-Min bows to Master Bao.

Lady Min, please be at ease.

Master.

She is the one who rescued the prince from the palace.

Judge Bao.

My sister Consort Lan was wronged for no reason,

Forced to hang herself.

The prince is also suffering,

Gone into exile.

Master Bao, please be an impartial judge.

Investigate to find the truth.

To defend the power of the Song Dynasty,

Master Bao!

Please, my sister and I are innocent.

Welcome the prince back into the palace,

And comfort my sister's soul in heaven.

Judge Bao!

Min'Er is on her knees crying blood!

I will forever remember your benevolence!

Lady Min need not be this way.

Quickly, please rise.

Lady Min.

Bodyguard Zhan.

Now, what about the prince?

To answer Master,

Presently, the prince is in the hands of the Five Rats.

Eldest bro.

Xiankong Island.

Eldest bro.

We're just about to arrive.

Welcome to the island, master!

Step aside.

Yes, sir!

Let me hold him a bit.

Fourth elder, please have tea.

I'm not thirsty.

Look!

Grabbing my beard!

How funny!

Look, guys! So funny!

Eldest bro.

It's my turn for a hug, eh?

No!

It's my turn!

Eldest bro! Let me hug.

You all hugged him just now on the boat.

It's my turn now.

What'd you say?!

Give me!

I'm coming!

I'm the eldest brother.

Of course, I'm coming to hold him.

Being the eldest isn't going to work this time.

Alright.

I'm first!

I finally snatched him.

I'm giving him a kiss.

Wait.

Don't be clever!

He's leaving us out!

What to do?

What to do, huh?

Sister-in-law, you shouldn't go.

Help me out!

I don't care.

You guys figure it out.

Sister-in-law!

What's the issue? I'm coming.

Okay, you go.

Fifth younger brother.

Sister-in-law.

What is it? Is something weighing on your mind?

Weighing on me?

Everything on my mind is perfectly alright.

Then you came outside to enjoy the cool air.

Correct.

Inside is too stuffy.

It's really pleasantly cool here.

If you're thinking of someone here,

That's not bad at all.

Right.

Not bad.

Sister-in-law.

What did you mean by that?

What did I mean?

Don't play dumb with your sister-in-law.

If you like someone just be honest.

What'll it be?

Sister-in-law can help you come up with a plan.

Sister-in-law, you must not overthink.

If I liked a girl,

I'd get her myself.

I wouldn't think stupidly out here.

Then what are you thinking about after all?

I'm just thinking about that baby's origins.

Isn't he the son of an aristocrat?

No.

This child couldn't have committed a crime on his own.

He must have been implicated by the adults.

But recently, I was in the city,

I've never heard of an aristocrat or duke receiving the Emperor's punishment.

You're going in circles.

Why don't you just tell me straight who he is?

Sister-in-law.

If I tell you,

Don't be afraid.

Go on.

In my whole life, nothing has scared me.

I suspect he's the Crown Prince.

So it's like that.

Eldest bro, he's crying!

I'm coming,

It's like that!

Don't be like that!

This is for wrapping dumplings!

What's the bother?

Easy peasy.

Isn't this better?

Good for you!

Good for you?

You guys scare the crap out of that baby!

Not true!

I'm coming to hold you.

Fifth brother has something to share with you guys.

Fifth brother, what is it?

Eldest brother.

I suspect this child is the Crown Prince.

Don't cause turmoil with this joke.

I'm dead serious.

When the Crown Prince was born,

Rumour in the palace said he had a cinnabar mole on his left foot.

We only need to look at his left foot to know the truth.

The Crown Prince...

Cinnabar mole...

Quick, come take a look!

Here!

Don't be annoyed!

Quickly!

I'll take a look.

He really has one!

Look, guys!

Lady Min.

According to your account,

It seems Commander Ge did not hesitate to take his own life with tears of blood and indignation.

This case seems to be a planned conspiracy,

Undoubtedly.

This official will take you to the Emperor at once,

Report everything to His Majesty.

However, right now, the counterevidence is flimsy.

Presently, this official is afraid he lacks the ability to right the injustices of the dead,

And welcome back the Crown Prince.

On the contrary, it will cost you your life.

Judge Bao,

You need not worry for me,

I am not afraid to die.

As long as I can redress my sister's injustices,

And confirm His Highness the prince's innocence,

I will have no regrets even if I die.

Lady Min.

Although you are presently unafraid to die,

You by no means must die.

Why not?

Because His Highness the Crown Prince is presently in exile.

If you die,

There will be no one to testify for his identity.

He will never be able to return to the royal court.

What can we do about this?

How do we convince the Emperor that this is a conspiracy?

Judge Bao!

Did Commander Ge die to demonstrate his sincerity in the face of this big injustice?

Can we possibly explain all of this?

Lady Min.

Indignation can also demonstrate one's fear of punishment for their crimes.

If the conspirators are using a complicated strategy,

And the Emperor is still in the dark,

This behaviour will only further infuriate His Majesty,

With no other benefit.

Alright.

You guys are also anxious about this.

That's scary, too.

Why should I seek advice from you guys?

Seems that the Kaifeng government's reputation is completely undeserved.

Lady Min.

Don't be rude to Judge Bao.

What?

What did you just say?

By good fortune, I listened to you,

Without bringing the Crown Prince back from the Five Rats.

Otherwise, at this time,

Meeting this fear-stricken Judge Bao,

I still don't know what kind of bad ending would occur!

Lady Min.

What are you afraid of?

Can the Kaifeng government never speak a word of truth?

Lady Min.

Do not forget.

Killing Noble Consort Lan and the Crown Prince,

Is the Emperor's decree.

You took the Crown Prince and fled,

Thereby defying the Monarch's decree,

An unpardonable crime.

Now, it is nearly impossible for even my government to fail to report our knowledge of this case.

Covering up the crime of a criminal wanted by the Emperor.

Therefore,

If we have insufficient evidence,

And rashly face the Emperor,

Is this not walking right into a trap?

Sadden one's own folk and gladden the enemy.

What wise, enlightened ruler?

Seems like he's nothing more than an easily instigated tyrant.

Shut up!

Lady Min.

You are unjustifiably wicked!

Lady Min.

You must not be too impulsive,

Must not speak irresponsibly.

As they say, how can you let someone snore in your bed?

And take your wife's hatred?

If this can be tolerated, what cannot?

Moreover, he is the leader of a country.

Now, His Majesty is furious with those beneath him.

If an official takes one wrong step,

The consequences will be like pouring oil on flames,

Completely out of hand.

When the time comes, Noble Consort Lan,

Commander Ge,

The Crown Prince,

Each one's injustices will rest unrighted at the bottom of the sea.

Is this what you desire?

You must think thrice.

Think thrice...

You government officials only speak in insincere bureaucratic jargon.

If Kaifeng caught on fire,

Would you think thrice before putting out the fire?

My sister suffered an unjust death.

Commander Ge spilled his liver and brains in sacrifice.

Now the Crown Prince is in the hands of some gang of wanderers.

Aren't you all the least bit worried?

If this were your own child,

You would have been burning with impatience.

You would have been unable to sit or stand still.

Lady Min.

You need not try to persuade me.

Since you all aren't in the mood to save the Crown Prince,

I'm leaving.

Lady Min.

Bodyguard Zhan.

You need only to tail behind her.

Just protect her.

Yes, sir.

Judge Bao, you allowed Lady Min to leave.

Could you be luring a snake out of its hole?

Teacher is wise as expected.

That is exactly my intention.

Head of the family.

Hey!

Don't just sit here.

Say something!

What do I say?

Say what we oughta do now.

Alright.

It's time to talk.

Fourth brother.

You have a lot of ideas.

Tell us what we ought to do.

According to reason, I'd say,

We'd better turn him in for the reward.

What are you doing?

Only thinking of money!

He is the Crown Prince!

Yeah!

It's precisely because he is the Crown Prince that we should take him for the reward!

Third old man.

May I ask how many crown princes you've come across in your life?

Richness without trickery.

You're fumbling the bag, idiot!

I see you're boiling iron balls in a noodle pot right now.

You're such a bastard!

Hit me again!

Okay, enough.

Stop quarrelling.

Say something decent.

Yeah, say something respectable.

Old fifth bro.

Speak seriously.

The serious thing is that since he's the Crown Prince,

Why is the Emperor hellbent on killing him?

Given that he is guilty of a crime,

Why would that girl risk her life to rescue him from the palace?

I know.

If you know, then say it!

Since he is the Crown Prince,

Then the Emperor has no reason to kill him.

But His Majesty wants to kill him.

That proves the Crown Prince is guilty.

But the Crown Prince is so young.

How could he have committed a crime?

Then this crime must certainly come from his mother,

Who is also Noble Consort Lan.

That girl risked her life to rescue the Crown Prince from the palace,

Which shows that this matter must involve extraordinary grievances behind the scenes.

Hence, we arrive at two solutions.

The first, that Noble Consort Lan is guilty of a crime.

The Crown Prince should not die.

The second, that Noble Consort Lan is not guilty.

The Crown Prince should still not die.

You're taking half the day to screw around.

Just freaking say he shouldn't die!

Yeah!

He shouldn't die.

But we all should die.

What?

Why should we die?

Look.

We're concealing criminals wanted by the Emperor,

Yet don't deserve to die, huh?

So say it!

We'd better hand him to the authorities.

This way, not only will we not die,

But also make a small fortune.

Unhand me!

You ask me for deadly money again,

See if I don't bash your mouth in!

Unhand me!

What else do you say we do?

I...

Eldest bro.

You see what is to be done.

Since this child has been wronged,

Let's just keep him.

Right!

I'm of the same opinion!

We, several super masculine guys,

Is that not better than young ladies?

Yes or no?

Old fifth bro,

Second eldest bro!

So true.

Let's all keep him,

But also try to redress his injustices.

It just so happens that we'll be competing with Kaifeng's Judge Bao.

Right.

Great!

Uncle!

Do you know where Xiankong Island is?

Uncle!

Wang Chao, Ma Han, Zhang Long, Zhao Hu.

Here.

Prepare the carriage.

Yes, sir!

Master,

Where do you intend to go?

Just now, Lady Min mentioned,

Eunuch Liang gave a warning before Noble Consort Lan was killed.

Afterwards, he helped her escape.

If we can find this person,

Perhaps we can ask him to share inside information.

Head Steward, please stay where you are.

Does Judge Bao wish to see His Majesty?

His Majesty has already set out to return to the palace.

Nay.

This official is looking for the Lead Steward.

Judge Bao wishes to impart some wisdom upon me?

I dare not.

This official has come to you in trust,

To inquire about a certain eunuch.

Eunuch?

Who?

Liang Xi, Eunuch Liang.

What does Judge Bao need him for?

Actually, it's of no importance.

A few days ago, we were handling a case in a neighbouring county,

We encountered a distant relative of Eunuch Liang,

Who entrusted us to deliver him a letter.

Judge Bao.

No need to bother with it.

How come?

That flunkey Liang Xi two days ago got drunk,

Fell into the lotus pond,

And died.

The earth wipes out the fire's brightness.

What did you say?

In these divinatory symbols, the sun's rays sink into the earth,

Again showing signs of extermination.

Eunuch Liang was framed.

Then take another look at Lady Min.

Man of pool of heaven.

An ordinary man in the middle of the road.

Unexpected calamity.

Who sent you?

What?

The assassin killed themselves?

Yes, sir.

A great lead was just cut off.

Judge Bao.

Do you think General Tu is related to this scheme?

It seems that Tu Shan spared no effort to ensure the Crown Prince is assassinated.

He ought to be the most suspicious character.

But he is using the Emperor's order as a protective talisman.

Even if there are a thousand suspicions,

We can only investigate in secret,

Out of the light.

Then what about Eunuch Liang?

He was the very first person to know the inside story.

He certainly knows a thing or two.

Eunuch Liang... has already died.

Died?

How did he die?

Allegedly, he lost his footing while drunk,

Fell into the lotus pond, and died.

However, judging by the current situation,

Seems that he must have discovered something,

And was met with death to be silenced.

Eunuch Liang...

I didn't expect that you weren't able to escape from their murderous scheme.

Eunuch Liang...

Lady Min.

The dead cannot come back to life.

Don't be too sad.

Judge Bao.

I didn't expect the people behind this to be so cruel,

So vicious.

I deserve death.

I truly deserve death.

I shouldn't have spoken carelessly to you.

Judge Bao.

I beg you to forgive me.

Lady Min.

You need not reproach yourself like this.

This official does not intend to blame you.

On the contrary,

You sacrificed your life to save the Crown Prince.

In fact, I admire you endlessly.

Judge Bao.

You speak to me this way,

I have nowhere to hide my shame.

Alright.

Don't say these things.

Those people behind the scenes intend to spare none.

His Highness went into exile,

This fact is worrying.

Therefore, this official believes,

The Crown Prince should return to the government as soon as possible,

Under strict protection,

And so on.

Go to Xiankong Island,

To the Five Rats and demand them to return the Crown Prince.

Yes, sir.

Wait a moment.

I want to go, too.

Judge Bao.

I can't wait to see the Crown Prince.

I can't wait here for a moment.

Besides, the Five Rats of Xiankong Island also know the Crown Prince is mine.

If they don't see me,

They aren't likely to hand the Crown Prince to him.

In order to avoid new problems arising unexpectedly,

I want to go with Official Zhan.

This...

Judge Bao.

The Five Rats of Xiankong have always been at odds with Bodyguard Zhan.

If Bodyguard Zhan goes alone,

There will surely be trouble.

If this hurts the Crown Prince,

Wouldn't we all be condemned by history?

Fine.

Lady Min.

You will leave together with Bodyguard Zhan.

But the enemy is dark and I am light. (TN: ?)

To avoid exposing your whereabouts,

It would be best to begin your journey at nightfall.

Leave in disguise.

Yes, sir.

Thank you, Judge Bao.

Patrons...

East wind often goes north.

North wind also goes southward.

Patrons, please come inside!

Do you want to stop for refreshments or lodge for the night?

We want a room.

Okay!

Here we are.

Patrons,

Here is your room.

Eunuch Wei.

General Tu.

I must urgently see His Highness.

Come with me.

I have brought General Tu,

To visit His Royal Highness.

Rise.

Thank you, Your Highness.

Did you bring him?

Your Highness is referring to...

The Crown Prince's head.

This General is incompetent.

Please forgive my sin, Your Highness.

Useless thing.

Can this Prince* still rely on you to make a distinguished career? (TN: Idk if he's a prince or what)

This General deserves to die.

Please calm down, Your Highness.

Where is the Crown Prince now?

On Xiankong Island, in the hands of the Five Rats.

The Five Rats?

Trifling scoundrels.

Not worth mentioning.

Why didn't you recapture the Crown Prince first,

And then come to see This Prince?

This...

Reporting to His Highness.

The Five Rats of Xiankong Island, with the Sky-Drilling Rat Lu Fang, led by five well-known figures.

Each and every one of them excelling in martial arts.

Especially the martial arts of the Brocade-Coated Rat, Bai Yutang.

He can even run neck and neck with that heroic Zhan Zhao.

If the Crown Prince has fallen into their hands,

Even though General Tu has unparalleled martial arts,

If he wants to take back the Crown Prince,

I fear it will take some maneuvering.

Mister Ji is correct.

This General did not expect it.

The Xiankong Five Rats came out of nowhere,

Forcibly interfered.

On top of that, Kaifeng's Zhan Zhao keeps acting against me.

This gives this General too many things to attend to at once,

To suffer defeat on the verge of victory.

For this reason, I came to Your Highness to admit my error and seek punishment.

Get up and answer.

Thank you, Your Highness.

Detestable Five Rats.

Detestable Zhan Zhao!

Reporting to His Highness.

Those Five Rats and Zhan Zhao have always been at odds.

If we use a little trick,

Make the snipe and the clam quarrel*, (TN: When the snipe and the clam quarrel, the fisherman catches them both [idiom])

We can reap the spoils of victory without lifting a finger.

Official Zhan.

You're not asleep.

I'm not sleepy yet.

I know you're avoiding arousing suspicion.

If that's the case,

You go sleep well.

I'm not sleepy anyway.

Are you not tired?

It would be a lie to say I'm not tired.

But when I think of the Crown Prince,

When I think of my sister entrusting me in her time of deathly peril,

I completely lose my sleepiness.

Don't worry.

Tomorrow, we will arrive at Xiankong Island.

Thank you.

It's certainly the blessing of my sister's soul in heaven,

That allowed me to run into a good person like you.

Otherwise, I'd really be screaming at the sky with no answer,

Yelling at the ground to no end.

You must have never been scapegoated like this in your life, right?

Right. (TN: WHY IS HE SO AUTISTIC?)

Ever since my older sister brought me to the palace,

I can almost say I've experienced all the glory, splendour, and wealth of this world.

But life is fickle.

Overnight, everything vanished.

Including my sister.

My sister must have never even dreamed this would happen.

How could she die under such dubious conditions?

Set your mind at ease, Lady Min.

Heaven will return the favour.

Divine retribution is unfailing.

All of these injustices and debts can be returned.

Dawn is approaching.

Since we are both not sleepy,

Let us continue on our journey.

What are we gonna do? He won't drink milk anymore.

Your little life will end.

He was fine with his rice soup two days ago, no?

But he won't drink it today.

Crying like this...

Why are you guys still staring blankly here?

Quickly think of a solution!

What am I supposed to do?

If I had milk,

I would have already let him squeeze it out!

Sister-in-law.

I can't do anything either.

I, Zhang Ping, can steal anything,

Swindle anything,

But breastmilk?

You men are seriously...

These past years,

Which scene haven't you seen before?

Three knives, six eyebrows, none blinking. (TN: Am I having a stroke)

Why is a breastfeeding child so hard to look after?

Got milk to drink! Look!

Got milk to drink!

I'll squeeze it!

In my family, I often brought goat's milk for my ma to drink!

Come, quick.

What are you doing?

You brought a freaking ram?

How am I supposed to squeeze milk?!

I've got a solution.

She's just given birth.

She has milk!

Come here, quick!

He hasn't drank milk for a whole day!

He won't even drink rice water.

I don't know what we oughta do!

You see, he's crying.

This auntie is giving you milk!

Stop crying.

Good...

What are you looking at, huh?

Never seen someone breastfeed before?

How many grown men can survive watching the whole time?

Reporting to master,

Zhan Zhao and that girl have come to ask for the child.

Lu, owner of the island.

Lady Min and I have come to take back the child.

Terribly sorry,

We cannot give the child to you.

Why not?

Because we discovered this child's identity is complicated,

So we cannot allow you to carry him out as you please.

But you guys took that child away from me!

It goes without saying you should return him to me!

Lady Min.

If the baby is yours,

We absolutely should return it to you.

But this baby isn't yours.

Why do you say the baby isn't mine?

Because of the cinnabar mole on his left foot.

Lady Min.

This baby is the current crown prince, is he not?

Owner Lu.

Please, quickly hand over the baby.

Sorry.

We regretfully cannot comply with your wishes.

You guys...

What is it that you're doing?

The baby is undoubtedly mine,

Why are you forcing him to stay?

Lady Min.

Make no mistake.

We won't make things difficult for you.

It's just that this child, since he is the current crown prince,

We naturally wish to know what's going on.

How did he become a top criminal wanted by the Emperor?

And why did this fall into your hands?

This is a matter of the imperial family.

It is not necessary for you guys to know.

Hey. Listen to this.

The royal family's hired thug dog has spoken.

You...

What?

You wanna bite someone?

Second brother.

He's obviously a cat.

You're calling him a dog,

He's obviously gonna get offended, right?

Right.

Right!

He's a cat.

Three-legged cat. (TN: Means jack of all trades /neg)

Okay, stop laughing.