When you get Robbed in New York

Hi

Hi

So you guys ready to check out?

Yes yes

Hope you had a magical stay here

for Christmas in New York

Magical?

Magical?? ha

We were robbed six times

What?

In 24 hours?

What happened?

We were walking down Fifth Avenue

when we turned onto Rockefeller

The place where they do the ice skating

Exactly

Now I had my wallet in my hand

$240 gone

Did you get hurt?

I was covered in bruises

I fell about 20 times

Right her skates they were too big for her

$120 each for ice skating

for 60 miserable minutes in soggy communal shoes

complete robbery

Right yeah

So I needed a drink after that so

we went to a bar

and sure then didn't a fellow come up from behind us

holding a bottle

for the life of me

$24 for two beers

and then we were carjacked

Carjacked?

We pulled up outside the restaurant

this fella jumps out from behind a bush

that's right he demands that I give him the car keys

he just drives away

It's the valet

$30 just to park the car for me

I mean where would you have it?

Do you remember going down that little alleyway?

Off Broadway

That's it

You went and caught a show right?

$150 a ticket

Can you believe it?

Yeah

For a play?

Yeah

A bunch of losers who couldn't make it on television

Prancing around for an hour an a half

Yeah

Then we made our way home through Time Square

That was almost the worst of it

We got approached by a thief

He was in disguise

In disguise?

Oh that's right yeah oh no he was disguised as your man...

Donald Duck

He's the guy taking the photos

$75 for a photograph

I didn't smell that one coming I was

furious

So we had such a terrible time we weren't going to spend

a single dollar more in New York City

And you know what after that

it was probably the highlight of the bloody trip

At least that's something

We went for a romantic walk through Central Park

It's beautiful right?

A stunning location

absolutely beautiful place i'd been in a while now

We were mugged

What?

at knife point

I thought you said it was the highlight of the trip

Well it only cost us $17

it was all the we had left yeah

yeah

Well I'm sorry you had a bad time here

Oh it's all right listen we better head to the airport

Yes okay hey hey hey

let me get your cab

on the house

No no no need we've already booked a horse and carriage

What?

Why did you do that?

What's wrong with you two people?

Well we wanted the full New York experience

Doomdah

Only joking we love New York

in fact we're playing Carnegie Hall in March

and it's only half the price of the Blue Man Group

I'm from New York

can't you tell

Doomdah