Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Working Class Playwright"
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0:14 - 0:20- Oh dad! Look who's come to see us. I'ts our Ken!
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0:20 - 0:23- Aye, and about bloody time if you ask me.
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0:23 - 0:24- Aren't you pleased to see me, father?
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0:24 - 0:27- Yes, 'course he's pleased to see you, Ken.
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0:27 - 0:33All right, woman, all right. I've got a tongue in my head. I'll do 'talkin'.
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0:33 - 0:36- Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?
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0:36 - 0:43- It's just an ordinary suit, father... it's all I've got apart from the overalls.
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0:43 - 0:45- How are you liking it down the mine, Ken?
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0:45 - 0:46- Oh it's not too bad, mum...
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0:46 - 0:50We're using some new tungsten carbide drills for the preliminary coal-face scouring operations.
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0:50 - 0:52- Oh that sounds nice, dear...
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0:52 - 0:59- Tungsten carbide drills! What the bloody hell's tungsten carbide drills?
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0:59 - 1:01- It's something they use in coal-mining, father.
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1:01 - 1:05- 'It's something they use in coal-mining, father'. You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.
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1:05 - 1:07- Oh not that again.
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1:07 - 1:11- He's had a hard day dear... his new play opens at the National Theatre tomorrow.
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1:11 - 1:13- Oh that's good.
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1:13 - 1:16- Good! Good? What do you know about it?
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1:16 - 1:18What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in t'morning to fly to Paris...
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1:18 - 1:22back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve, sweating the day through press interviews,
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1:22 - 1:25television interviews and getting back here at ten to wrestle with the problem of a
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1:25 - 1:30homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well known Scottish footballer.
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1:30 - 1:34That's a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it!
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1:34 - 1:36- Oh, don't shout at the boy, father.
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1:36 - 1:40- Aye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it?...
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1:40 -you had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you and yer coal-mining friends.
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Not Synced- Coal-mining is a wonderful thing father, but it's something you'll never understand.
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Not SyncedJust look at you!
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Not Synced- Oh Ken! Be careful! You know what he's like after a few novels.
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Not Synced- Oh come on lad! Come on, out wi' it! What's wrong wi' me?... yet tit!
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Not Synced- I'll tell you what's wrong with you.
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Not SyncedYour head's addled with novels and poems,
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Not Syncedyou come home every evening reeling of Chateau La Tour...
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Not Synced- Oh don't, don't.
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Not Synced- And look what you've done to mother!
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Not SyncedShe's worn out with meeting film stars, attending premieres and giving gala luncheons...
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Not Synced- There's nowt wrong wi' gala luncheons, lad!
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Not SyncedI've had more gala luncheons than you've had hot dinners!
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Not Synced- Oh please!
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Not Synced- Aaaaaaagh!
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Not Synced- Oh no!
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Not Synced- What is it?
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Not Synced- Oh, it's his writer's cramp!
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Not Synced- You never told me about this...
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Not Synced- No, we didn't like to, Kenny.
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Not Synced- I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here.
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Not Synced- Oh Ken! You'd better go...
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Not Synced- All right. I'm going.
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Not Synced- After all we've done for him...
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Not Synced- Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!
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Not Synced- Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there.... get t'agent on t'phone.
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Not SyncedAye I think you're right, Frank, it could express, it could express a vital theme of our age...
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Not Synced- Aye.
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Not SyncedOh shut up!
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Not SyncedShut up!
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Not SyncedOh, that's better.
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Not SyncedAnd now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks...
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Not Synced- We've done that!
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Not SyncedOh all right. All right! A man with nine legs.
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Not Synced- He ran away.
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Not SyncedOh... Bloody Hell! Er ... a Scotsman on a horse!
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Not SyncedHarold! Come back, Harold! Harold! Come back, Harold! Oh, blast!
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