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Hi, everyone, and welcome
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back to Heimler's History.
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Now as America comes out
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of the Gilded Age,
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we are filthy rich and itching to flex our
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collective strength on the world stage.
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And when we looked around at the world,
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it turns out that European countries had
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been flexing their muscles for decades
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in something called "Imperialism."
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And so, not to be outdone,
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America looked around and decided
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to gather up some lands
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for an overseas empire of her own.
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Now, when I think of America's age
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of imperialism, the best
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metaphor to my mind is hunger.
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"Daddy's hungry."
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And in this lecture,
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we're going to see what Daddy America was
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hungry for, why Daddy America got so
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hungry in the first place, and what it was
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that Daddy found to stuff down his gullet.
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Let's get to it.
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(It's time to kick it old school).
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So, what was Daddy hungry for? Well, first, Daddy was hungry for new markets.
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You see, America had found a way to grow more food and produce more manufactured crap than the
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American public could possibly consume. And so, what do you do in that case?
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Well, you look for foreign markets, and so we trained our eyes on Latin America, Asia, and the Caribbean.
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But Daddy was also
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hungry for raw materials.
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You see, despite the abundance
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of resources packed under the crust
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of the American continent,
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we did not have it all,
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and so if we were going to keep feeding
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those factories, we needed to find other
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lands that had raw
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materials that we did not.
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Okay, that was what Daddy was hungry for.
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Now, why was it that Daddy was hungry?
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Well, two reasons.
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First, there was the lingering
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idea of Social Darwinism.
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You'll recall that guys like John D.
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Rockefeller applied the principles
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of survival of the fittest to his business
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practices, but now he decided to apply
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those principles at the level
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of nations as well.
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America had proved herself to be one
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of the strongest and fittest in the world,
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and therefore was justified in finding
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the weak and consuming them.
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"Daddy's hungry."
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But the second reason Daddy was hungry was
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because of that old idea
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of manifest destiny.
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That was the old idea that God had given
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us the right to possess the entirety
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of the continent from sea to shining sea,
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and at this point, we had done it.
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All the land, which we can now consider
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the lower 48 states,
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were in our possession.
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The great expanse of America stretched
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from the Atlantic
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to the Pacific seaboards.
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And listen, a hunger like
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that doesn't just die off overnight.
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For example, I love gummy bears,
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and just because I eat a four-pound bag
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of gummy bears today doesn't mean I'm
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gonna be satisfied
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for the rest of my life.
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Next morning, I'm gonna wake up thinking,
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"I could do that all over again."
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So, even though the Civil War distracted
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us for a little while,
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now that everything was put back together
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again, Daddy was hungry for more.
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And since we had nowhere else to go on
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this continent, we had to look elsewhere.
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Now, not surprisingly,
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this impulse got us into some skirmishes,
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most notably
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the Spanish-American War of 1898.
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Now in order to tell this story,
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we need to begin in Cuba.
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Now Cuba had been part
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of the Spanish Empire since the late
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1400s, and the Cubans had had just
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about enough of foreign imperial rule.
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And so, the Cubans roused themselves
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into a revolt against their Spanish lords.
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Now, if you'll recall, way back in the day,
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America embraced something
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called the Monroe Doctrine.
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And I compared the Monroe Doctrine
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to a dog lifting its leg and peeing all
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over the Western Hemisphere,
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and here's why.
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Because the Monroe Doctrine said
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that everything in the Western Hemisphere
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essentially belongs to America,
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and therefore we don't want any
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European intervention over here.
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So, as it turns out,
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Cuba happens to be
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in the Western Hemisphere,
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and therefore could not avoid the sprinkle
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of the American urinary
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habit of imperialism.
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And so, America took up the Cuban cause.
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Now why would America want to do this?
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Well, at least one reason was something
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that came to be known as "yellow
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journalism," and essentially what was going
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on is that people like Joseph Pulitzer
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were publishing in their newspapers
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accounts that were both spurious
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and outlandish about Spanish atrocities
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against the Cubans in order to arouse
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public support for the Cuban cause.
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Now in many cases,
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there was a kernel of truth to these,
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but they were blown way out of proportion.
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So, at this point, the American public was
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clamoring for a fight,
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and so we sent our newest Navy destroyer
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down to Cuba and just parked
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it right in Havana Harbor.
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Nothing going on here,
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just came down to say, "Hay."
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And as you can imagine,
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this move caused an awful lot of tension
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between America and Spain,
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but nothing really happened until one day.
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In the evening of February 15th, 1898,
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the USS Maine exploded,
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killing 260 American sailors.
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Now, of course, Joseph Pulitzer and his
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army of yellow journalists
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jumped all over this.
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They pumped out ream after ream
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of newspapers accusing the Spanish
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of destroying the Maine.
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Now just so you know, in 1976,
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the U.S. Navy did an extensive
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investigation into the explosion,
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and what they found was
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that the overwhelming amount of evidence
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suggested an internal explosion,
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which is to say it was not
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in fact caused by the Spanish.
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But investigating the truth didn't
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much matter to the American public.
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We wanted Spanish blood.
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Now to emphasize just how much Americans
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wanted to get into a fight despite any
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action that might lead to a diplomatic
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solution, you should know that American
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diplomats presented Spain with a list
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of demands saying, "Do this,
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and we will not go to war."
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And apparently, Spain really did not want
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to go to war with America,
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because they complied with all
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of the demands,
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including the most stringent of them,
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to which America said, "Hmm,
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now, we really didn't
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think you all would do all that.
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You all still want to start a war?
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All right, we're gonna go to war."
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"Wait, what?"
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Why?
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Well, President McKinley knew how unwise
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it would be to not start a war because,
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hey, elections were coming up,
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and if he didn't give the people what they
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wanted, then they wouldn't reelect him.
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And that is how you get
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the Spanish-American War.
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Now, I'll just cut to the end of what
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McKinley called this splendid little war
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because it only lasted for 114 days,
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and I'll let you know that America
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triumphed on behalf of the Cubans
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and repulsed Spain from the last scrap
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of their once vast New World empire.
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And one of the strange strategies we
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employed to win this battle
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in the Caribbean was by invading another
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Spanish possession way over in the
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Pacific, namely the Philippine Islands.
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And the freedom-loving
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Filipinos were like-
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"Yay, the Americans are
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here to make us free!"
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And as the war closed,
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we sat across the treaty table from Spain
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and took the Philippine Islands off
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their hands for a cool 20 million.
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And once President McKinley saw how
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backwards and brown and un-Christian these
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Filipinos were, actually,
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don't tell anybody,
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but their leader was highly educated
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and the Filipinos were
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already mostly Christians.
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McKinley decided to do the right thing
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and keep the Filipinos under American rule
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until they became,
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you know, more American.
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And since the Philippine Islands were just
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so dang far away,
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we began to think that we needed a rest
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stop, you know, some place between our
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western coast and Asia
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where we could just chill and eat some
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coconut meat, maybe some place like,
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I don't know, Hawaii.
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So, in 1898, America went ahead and brought
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a bunch of diseases to the native
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Hawaiians and killed a bunch of them off
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and was like, "So, if you all aren't using
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these islands anymore, we'll take them."
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And that's how you get the 50th
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state of the United States.
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Now with all this imperialistic activity,
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there arose, not surprisingly,
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a great clamor from a bunch
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of people saying this is wrong.
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The folks who were saying this were called
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the Anti-Imperialist League,
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and they argued that America should not be
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taking over nations and ruling other
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peoples because, in case you forgot,
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there's a deep conviction in the soul
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of America that people must be
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governed by their own consent.
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A philosopher during that time named
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William James put it magnificently.
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He said he couldn't believe that America
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could puke up its ancient soul in five
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minutes without a wink of squeamishness.
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But on the other side of the argument
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were the expansionists.
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They raised arguments about patriotism
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and about how America had a civilizing
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mission in the world,
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not to mention that the possibilities
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for the expansion of trade
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were positively fabulous.
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And in the end, it was the expansionists
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who won out, and on February 6th, 1899,
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Congress approved the treaty with Spain
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and America became an empire.
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And that's all we have time for now.
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I'll see you next time.