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Hey.
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Hey.
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What are you listening to?
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Nothing.
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Then why do you have your headphones on?
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Nothing is the name of the band,
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they don't like to be labeled.
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That's pretty underground, what's their sound?
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Neo-industrial post-emo punk funk electro-crash
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thrash abily screamo house ghetto-tech.
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Sounds hardcore.
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Not really, this is their acoustic album.
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How long have you liked them for?
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Since they started out.
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Since their first record?
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Since their second record.
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What about?
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They started with their second.
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That's pretty underground.
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My favorite band's pretty underground.
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Yeah? What are they called?
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sigh
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What are they called?
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That's what they're called. sigh
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They're a two-piece.
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Drums and guitar?
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No, a two-piece suit coat and pants.
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How do they play a coat and pants?
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They don't play them they wear them.
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Wow, that's pretty underground.
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Have you got all their records?
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They haven't released any.
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They refuse to subscribe to the fascism of the music industry.
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But the Fascism of the Music Industry is a great magazine.
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Did you read it this week?
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No, I was too busy listening to Nothing's greatest album.
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What's it called?
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It's called Blank Cassette.
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It's 90 minutes of silence, they've only released it online.
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As an MP3?
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It's a Word document.
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That's pretty...
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Underground.
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I was gonna say subversive.
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Anyway...
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Have you heard?
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sigh are releasing their next record online too.
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It's called The Internet.
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Where can I download it?
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Any page.
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Wanna not come over and not listen to it?
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Sure.
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I'm an Emo Prairie Dog.
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Little hands, stupid hair.
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Little hands, cutting myself.