Real Estate Agent Interview with the Devil

So, you wish to become an estate agent?

Yes

What makes you think you're suitable for the position?

Well i'm very hardworking

I'm polite and professional

Next

Ahhhh...

Well it's the biggest financial decision of a person's life

and i just want to be able to help them through that

Next

Ahhh...

Well i'm rude

curt

and largely disinterested

Excellent

i'm an awful photographer

I tend to exaggerate

Wonderful

Sometimes i forget to even flush the toilet

This is all very positive

tell me can you smile

but without your eyes

Yes

now

sell me this pen

Okay

there that's it that's literally all i'm going to do

I love this guy!

Do you have any questions for me?

Is it possible to have too many people at a house viewing

hahaha

Yes

very funny

Is there a phone number i can give out that

people can easily reach me?

Hahaha

stop it stop

Do i have to show proof of bids?

Haha you're killing me

you're killing me

Sorry

oh yes i forgot to mention

you will have to liaz with another one of my departments

the solicitors

i'd say between the two of us we can manage

to make the whole process

completely horrific

Welcome

to property sales

and rental

you're making a great decision

doomdah

Hello we're over here in Australia

and Sydney

and we're coming to Canada and the USA soon

this place is amazing it's got all sorts of

strange creatures here

that I'm trying to watch out for