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From the people who brought you rental dad
an exciting new development…
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…in parental technology.
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Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?
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Hire a mum provides regular support
when you need it most.
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Ah, thank you.
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No matter what your needs,
hire a mum has you covered.
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We have the chef mum with 25 years
restaurant experience who can whip you…
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…up healthy and nutritious meal
for only $50 a serving.
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We also have the tradie mum
who can fix anything and everything…
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…including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than a plumber or builder…
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…tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain,
only $75 an hour.
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We have the tutor mum with PhDs in
mathematics, business, and psychology.
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Able to help you with your university
assignments for the low low price...
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…of $100 per hour per subject.
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Our scientists have been working day and
night to bring you patented temperature…
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…control technology.
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—Bye mum!
—Just wait.
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Bye now.
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All of our mums are standing by
waiting to be dispatched…
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…as soon as you call.
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For a limited time only and at no extra
cost our mums come equipped…
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…with moral boosting capabilities.
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And, I can’t even believe that he broke up
with me, you know?
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I know.
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So next time you’re hungry,...
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....cold,...
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...or just need some love,...
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why not hire a mum.
