Batman: The Dark Knight - "Why So Serious?!"

Where do we... begin?

A year ago, these...uh, cops and lawyers

wouldn't dare cross any of you.

I mean, what happened?

So what are you proposin'?

It's simple: kill the Batman.

(maniacal laughter)

Here's my card.

Bruce, this is Harvey Dent.

Rachel's told me everything about you.

I certainly hope not.

You've always told me that we'd be together.

Did you mean it?

Bruce, don't make me your only hope for a normal life.

You're Alfred, right?

That's right, sir.

Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?

Oh, you have no idea.

Gooood evening ladies and gentlemen.

(screaming and maniacal laughter)

We're tonight's entertainment.

Well, hello beautiful.

You look nervous.

I've seen now what I have to become to stop men like him.

The night is darkest just before the dawn.

And I promise you: the dawn is coming!

And here... we... go.

Come on!

This city deserves a better class of criminal.

And I'm going to give it to 'em.

No!

(maniacal laughter)

You'll see - I'll show you.

You either die a hero...

...or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

The Dark Knight

Will you be wanting the Batpod sir?

In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle.

The Lamborghini then.

Much more subtle.