The Word Play Dentist

Okay. So, just open up.

My wife and I are going through

a bit of a rough patch.

No, open up your mouth

for for the dentist appointment.

Oh, sorry.

I'm scared of dentists.

Oh

A gang of them beat my father to death.

Oh, well, that's totally normal.

Do you drink a lot of coffee?

Never.

You really should.

You seem quite tired.

That canine's going to have to go.

(barking)

Sorry

Max

Hmmm

Is that tartar?

No, it's actually ethnic Turk

but good guess

Do you do a lot of grinding at night?

No, but my wife does.

Oh

She's an exotic dancer.

Well, you're a lucky man.

Yeah.

Actually, my wife and I, we were thinking about

swapping our our front teeth.

Swapping your front teeth?

Yeah.

I hope you're not talking about incisor trading?

Could I ask you about this filling?

Mmmm that's quite concerning.

There's quite a lot of tomato in it

which I think is going to make it very soggy.

Well, there's the plaque.

Oh.

Oh, congratulations.

'Best dentist 2025'

Yeah.

Okay. Now, spit.

First ship them dope and then let them deal to brothers.

Give them guns.

Step back and watch them kill each other.

Yo.

Okay. Well, we certainly don't need to do

any more whitening.

So, you're just going to feel a little pinch.

Okay.

Hey!

Nice ass.

I'm a lawyer.

Well, then you'll probably need a retainer.

I'm going to press charges.

Well, in that case,

I'm going to attempt an extraction.

What?

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Let's get him out of here

You get back here

Hey!

"Best Dentist 2025"

Doomdah

But, father,

where can we see Foil Arms and Hog live?

A great question, my child.

They're coming to...

the USA and Canada

to Chicago, Pittsburgh and Minneapolis,

Edmonton, Calgary,

Toronto,

Montreal,

and Ottawa.

Oh, praise be, Father.

I know.

Yeah. Come see us live.

Vicer Street,

my child.

What?

Three more prayers off you go now

Ah for [ __ ] sake.

I thought this was private. Father,

Doomdah