[TRANSLATED] Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

Iwisa meet Caesar

he's a commander

who thinks he can dance with

Conan of the Savanna

but when I go hand to hand with you

I go hammer

knock off his dome

wrap it up in his own banner

send it back to Rome

with a message from the Zulu

if you battle Shaka

this will happen to you

if you cross that equator

you'll head straight into a massacre

and get fucked by more than

just Cleopatra in Africa

You talk a lot of shit

for a man wearing a diaper

I heard you had poison spit

where was it in this cypher?

cause all I hear is threats

from a brute with no discipline

and I'm ruling over you

like a boot full of my citizens

you should take your cow skin shield

and hide under it

you're fucking with the most triumphant

third of the triumvirate

I'm first of the empire

and last of the republicans

and hunting you accompanied

by legions of my countrymen

ask my kidnappers if I'm just a shit talker

Doc J dunk on you like

Boom Shakalaka

so don't go rattling your sticks at me

if I wanted to shake spears

I'd waggle my biography

Right I've heard of your play

tell me how does it end?

oh yes

you get stabbed many times by your friends

so whatcha gonna do

with your Roman swords

when the lines of your legions

get gored by the horns of the

Zulu

warriors!

trained on thorns

to dismember any emperor's

pasty white hoards

I got the strength of a lion

and the speed of a cheetah

and everyone knows

you're just a chicken Caesar

Oooh can I be a hyena?

cause I'm going to laugh

I'll pave roads with the bones

of your goat-herding ass

first my front lines will drop back

and spank you in the chest

then I'll decimate your horns

you can't outflank the best

let your reserves come at me

my ballista's cocked and ready

when I take aim

I always keep my whole crew steady

because there's no use in

murdering you and your heathen

you can grow my wheat for me

after you're beaten

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide