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Ireland Goes to Therapy

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    So Ireland how are you feeling?
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    Grand yeah
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    Ireland?
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    I'm not grand
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    I've noticed you keep doing that
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    Doing what?
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    Blaming the British for everything
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    No I'm not
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    Okay
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    I'm not
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    How's your drinking
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    I'm getting pretty good at it now
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    You're still using jokes to deflect away from issues?
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    Hahah
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    So we said this week we would talk about sex
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    Oh sure we don't have to talk about that
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    that can be next week or whenever
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    You still have a lot of repressed Catholic guilt?
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    Ahhh
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    Come on
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    neither here nor there
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    that's just another I don't know about that
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    So you do talk about sex?
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    Well they do what they do
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    when they do when they do it
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    that's their own business
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    This is making you uncomfortable?
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    well sure they are underneath the covers
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    and the diddly idle dee
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    and the hand goes on the fiddly idle doe
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    When the... make it stop
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    I'm going to show you a series of images
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    and I just wanted you to say the first thing that comes into your 
    head
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    The British
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    Okay
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    Oliver Cromwell
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    Hmmm
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    The Catholic Church
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    interesting
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    A pint
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    okay
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    A rake of pints
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    Okay just before we go
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    I thought maybe
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    in this session we'd try you being honest for once
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    so I'll ask you a question and you'll tell me the truth
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    How do you feel?
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    You might tell me exactly how you feel?
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    We could try that for once
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    Yeah no i wouldn't want to bore you
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    Why don't we talk about the football
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    have you seen the match last night?
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    You're not going to bore me that's my job
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    i'm here to listen
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    and and I would like to listen to what you have to say
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    and you can tell me the truth about what's going on for you
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    Ireland
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    This is why you're paying me to be here
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    Okay um
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    Great
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    Paddy Irish Man, Paddy English Man and Paddy Scotsman
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    No jokes please
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    There once was a lady from Limerick
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    No singing
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    Did I tell you about the time I was in Australia
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    No stories
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    No alcohol
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    No instruments
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    Just please take a moment to tell me exactly how you feel
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    maybe I can help you
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    Who's your man huh?
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    What's he on about?
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    Get out
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    you clearly have no desire to heal whatsoever
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    get out
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    you want to know my diagnosis?
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    i think you're a combination of sexual repression
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    and denial wrapped in a blanket of songs
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    jokes and alcohol
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    Nothing a good cup of tea can't fix
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    Get out
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    Doomdah
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    Hello everyone we're here in Melbourne
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    Doomdah
Title:
Ireland Goes to Therapy
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Video Language:
English
Team:
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Duration:
02:17

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