Honest College Ad
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0:05 - 0:06Thinking about college?
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0:07 - 0:13Why not consider the school that U.S. News & World Report once called adequate, Quendelton State University.
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0:14 - 0:18QSU offers courses in literally every discipline there is.
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0:18 - 0:21Regardless of real world application
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0:21 - 0:27This is the most photogenic spot on campus, all the other buildings were made in the 1970's an arcitechtual dark age.
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0:28 - 0:33They just started a 20 million dollar renovation on a state of the art gymnasium, but we wont be here to see it.
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0:34 - 0:36Neither will you!
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0:36 - 0:44This is the first time I've been in this class all semester, but its so big, I can do whatever I want, look im playing Tekken.
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0:45 - 0:49Our R.A. lets us drink beer because she wants people to like her.
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0:49 - 0:56Our team is the worst, but it is a great excuse to get obliterated on a tuesday afternoon.
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0:56 - 0:58This is my safety school!
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0:59 - 1:03I fail students who disagree with me.
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1:04 - 1:08We're actors, this literally never happens.
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1:08 - 1:11I much prefer to hang out with copies of myself.
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1:11 - 1:17We're too young to go to bars, so we have been wondering the streets for 3 hours looking for a party.
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1:17 - 1:21Over 50% of our students are commuters and the rest of us go home on the weekends.
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1:22 - 1:23It's a fucking ghost town.
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1:24 - 1:27My dad works 3 jobs to send me here.
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1:27 - 1:32We're the 2 hottest girls on campus, and we're both dating douchebags. You don't stand a chance.
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1:33 - 1:39If we were a good university, we wouldn't have a commercial.
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1:39 - 1:40Thank you CollegeHumor.com. Caption by:
- Title:
- Honest College Ad
- Duration:
- 01:42
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