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Honest College Ad

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    Thinking about college?
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    Why not consider the school that U.S. News & World Report once called adequate, Quendelton State University.
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    QSU offers courses in literally every discipline there is.
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    Regardless of real world application
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    This is the most photogenic spot on campus, all the other buildings were made in the 1970's an arcitechtual dark age.
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    They just started a 20 million dollar renovation on a state of the art gymnasium, but we wont be here to see it.
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    Neither will you!
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    This is the first time I've been in this class all semester, but its so big, I can do whatever I want, look im playing Tekken.
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    Our R.A. lets us drink beer because she wants people to like her.
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    Our team is the worst, but it is a great excuse to get obliterated on a tuesday afternoon.
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    This is my safety school!
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    I fail students who disagree with me.
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    We're actors, this literally never happens.
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    I much prefer to hang out with copies of myself.
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    We're too young to go to bars, so we have been wondering the streets for 3 hours looking for a party.
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    Over 50% of our students are commuters and the rest of us go home on the weekends.
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    It's a fucking ghost town.
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    My dad works 3 jobs to send me here.
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    We're the 2 hottest girls on campus, and we're both dating douchebags. You don't stand a chance.
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    If we were a good university, we wouldn't have a commercial.
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    Thank you CollegeHumor.com. Caption by:
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Honest College Ad
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01:42
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