Baking A Gay Easy Bake Wedding Cake (While We Still Can) �️‍�

Oh my god

hi its Trixie

we’re back doing

easy bake 2025 baby

how do we realistically think

this is going to go

let’s ask the Trixie

hate ball shall we

it says horny

so

horny cake okay great

love it

i want to look up what

year this is

because i don’t remember

it is hot

this is a functional

vintage easy bake oven

it is warm

Also, this is french sorry.

Oh, the back is french.

speaking french

1969

that sounds right.

Okay this is the Betty Crocker

themed one okay.

This one we’ve not used before.

If you guys have not been on

this channel before, we used to do a

lot more of these.

It kind of started during covid.

We’ve cooked with

the Girl Scouts easy bake oven,

we’ve made prettzels.

We’ve cooked with the one

with the heating element,

we’ve cooked with the original.

I love the design

on this one you guys.

It is hot but I am going to lift it up.

Look how cute.

Adorable right.

This reminds me of the

yellow one we had that had like

the Brady Bunch style prints

on it, but today,

you guys we’re living in 2025.

As you know,

as we film this video,

our new prezident you know,

immediately started rolling back

the, not even rights,

the even recognising of

trans peope and their needs etc.

I mean it’s really wild.

And, you know,

I hope to get married someday.

And I love weddings,

I love wedding cake.

So think about like a

90’s tiered white wedding cake,

is just so horny to me,

so I want to make a real miniature

wedding cake before it becomes

illegal.

So I thought,

that we could sit down and

make a little easy bake today.

But before i do that,

please subscribe to the channel,

we have new videos here

all the time.

We’re kind of going back

to our roots,

but i wear synthetic hair,

so not that I have roots.

Oh that, it’s warm you guys.

We have our little cards

we’ve been pulling

every once in a while

and sometimes they are mean.

So let’s thope today is helpful.

Just as the world is always

changing and evolving, so am I.

It’s actually very pathetic,

because yes, I’m getting breasts,

no I’m just kidding.

I have breasts, but they are

on the floor in my closet, okay.

Daniel Cole from Hard Candy Events

is here oh my gosh.

If you guys have gone to drag shows

in the Bread Basket of the Bible Belt,

here she is folks.

I’m so happy you’re here.

Thank you.

Illy. Illy.

Daniel and I used to tour together

all the time.

We did this tour with just Daniel and I.

If you guys went to Ages 3 and Up

in 2016, you know we did like a

Milwaukee Comedy Cafe,

we did the monacle in Saint Louis,

which at the time, Leslie Jordan

was playing that same venue.

Around the same time.

Very small world.

Daniel and I have clocked a lot of hours

on the road listening to like,

you know,

Lana Del Ray and talked about being gay. so.

Also we have Nick here today.

Hi.

He’s over there I told you

he’s over there,

so now when i look over here,

I’m not just like-.

We’re going to have to add a camera.

Would you guys,

would it, could we add a camera for Nick,

or will you all be jerking off.

I have a mix here,

I have a white cake mix,

with some white frosting,

and I guess I want to go into projects

with intention and goals.

Let’s be honest, pretty much

all my Easy Bake videos have been a,

They’ve all been pretty much tasted fine,

but looked bad.

And I want to actually do a

better job on the decorating this time.

So I want to make a small white tiered

wedding cake with two groups on top.

But, you know,

if America gets crazier,

I might remove this video

and go back into hiding

as a conservative woman, so,

who knows, so,

let’s get cooking.

Also, if you guys like cooking,

we just did a Christmas cookie video,

at my house, out of drag, so,

those cookies tasted good

and looked cute, let’s try to

keep that going with this video shall we.

So I have my Crack Pot art department

Brandon, who has

all these beautiful items,

so we need a few things first.

First we need a bowl.

Gorgeous.

Second of all, we need

about a pound of cocaine.

I’m just kidding.

This is flour.

Wait.. It’s flour, it’s flour.

Oh it’s the mix, oh sorry.

The perfect ingredients

are in the mix.

This is the Duncan Hindes perfectly moist,

classic white cake mix.

Even though this is the

Betty Crocker oven,

I think we can all just reach across

the aisle and let byons be byons.

If you love that two cold of butter

in the last video,

you’re going to love what

i went with by the way.

I know all the comment were like:

You can hear the butter

jumping around bitch.

I was like, listen,

this is not, this is not Nigella Lawson.

Is that her name? The food lady?

Oh we want to have Johny cakes on,

Are you available?

I know you’re busy making

cakes in your house.

Wasting food is what I call it.

Maybe you can come over and we can make

something what do you think?

So, I’m just going to follow the,

Thank you so much for purchasing the,

I’m just kidding, okay,

we need 1 cup of water.

Is it measured?

Yeah, see, this is why

you get an assistant.

It’s kind of like baking,

but you don’t have to do anything.

Preheat the oven to 350.

Now, note to self,

the Easy Bake Oven uses an

incendescant light bulb,

which gives off 96 percent of it’s

energy as heat energy.

So this actually gets up to like 380.

So we might have to pull this out

even a little early.

My experience is,

these cook a little faster than the box.

Lovely. You guys remember these

old Easy Bake, um,

that have have this pan?

So crazy.

Blend the cake mix, water,

egg whites - oh we need to

separate the whites, yeah,

can you get me a water bottle?

An empty water bottle?

Let me show you guys a trick.

We’ve got the cake mix.

Love that.

Water.

Egg whites and oil.

We only have three eggs,

so I can not fuck up

this yolk, so this is

actually very serious.

It is not a joke.

Oh please god.

I want to be blessed

and favored as proverbs 31 woman

baking today.

Oh! Did the yolk break?

Everyone just like don’t freak out.

So first thing you are going to

use this to usck out the yellow right.

God that was like too much.

What about this y’all?

Exactly. Exactly.

I should call him.

That’s so gross when people

say that. People are not funny.

Okay.

I’m so nervous about smashing

the yolk you guys.

Oh God. Thank God.

When I was making ice cream,

I don’t know if I ever made any

ice cream videos, but durig covid,

when I was making ice cream,

I used to separate the yolks, to use that

to make the ice cream,

and so it was like a reverse

trying not to break it.

Oh, there we go.

Great, so I’m going to mix

these three egg whites.

Do we have extra eggs?

We had extra eggs the whole fucking time.

It makes me think of those when I was

in school the girls

like all singing waitress.

I listen to some of the worst

singers in your life scream like

sugar, butter.

Egg whites and oil.

In a large bowl.

Now see we’re really feeling

very princessy when we were

at the other house,

because we have my standing mixer.

If you guys remember,

we were dpoing an Easy Bake video

when my last whisker

just snapped.

Oh my God.

I used to be like a beautiful, young,

women with like a bzz,

and now what.

Oh cramping, arthritis, okay.

At a medium speed, for two minutes.

Well what do you do when you have a low

spped? Four minutes?

Pasta doubles, rice tripples people.

Pour into pand and bake immediatly

All right.

Here I am.

Oh, I learned this in a baking book,

real white cakes, real, real white cakes,

you remove the yolk,

otherwise it pretty much

ends up yellow cake.

Is that true? Baking people?

I think it’s true.

During covid,

when everyone was making bread,

because everyone had yeast,

all the homosexuals in west Hollywood

bought up the yeast very quickly,

and you had to get someone’s like

sourdough starter on the blask market.

AKA grinder.