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Annoying Orange: Grandpa Lemon

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    -⪠Ain't no party like a kitchen party,
    'cause a kitchen party never stops âŞ
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    [laughs]
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    -Wha-- w-where am I?
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    -Hey! How's it goin'?
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    -Oh, hey there, little fella.
    What's your name?
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    -I'm an orange.
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    -Well, it's nice to meet you, Boris.
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    -No, Orange.
    -Oh, George.
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    -No. Orange!
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    -Oh, Orange.
    Sorry about that.
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    My hearing's just
    ain't what it used to be.
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    -I'll say.
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    -You can call me Grandpa Lemon.
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    -Okay! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
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    -Who-who said that?
    -I did.
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    Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
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    -Hey there, little fella.
    What's your name?
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    -I told you. It's Orange.
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    -Whatever you say, George.
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    -Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
    -What's that, Boris?
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    -Why are you such a sourpuss?
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    [laughing]
    -[snoring]
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    -Hey. Grandpa Lemon?
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    Grandpa Lemon!
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    -[continues snoring]
    -Grandpa Lemon!!
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    -Whoa! Oh, what? Wha-- who are you?
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    -I told you a million times already.
    I'm an orange.
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    -Well, what are you doing in my house?
    -[groans]
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    Hey, hey Grandpa Lemon!
    -What?
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    -Chicken butt. [laughs]
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    -Chicken hut? Where's that?
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    -No, chicken butt.
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    -Check my butt?
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    -No, chicken... butt.
    -You don't say.
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    You know, I didn't know that that's
    what the kids are into these days.
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    -What? No, it's a joke.
    -A joke?
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    Well, I've got one for ya.
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    Why did the porcupine cross the road?
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    -Why?
    -[snoring]
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    -Oh, for crying out loud. Hey!
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    Hey!!
    -Huh? What?
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    -So why did the
    porcupine cross the road?
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    -Well, I don't know. Why?
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    -No. I'm asking you.
    -Me what?
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    -About the joke.
    -A joke?
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    Well, I've got one for ya.
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    So there's this porcupine, right?
    -[growls]
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    -And he's-- [farts]
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    Whoops!
    -Gross! That was disgusting.
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    -I think there's a barking spider in here.
    [chuckles]
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    -What? Screw you guys.
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    You're always blaming
    me for everything.
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    I'm outta here.
    -(Orange) Whoa...
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    that guy really puts the
    "rant" in "tarantula." [laughs]
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    -Hey Boris,
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    did I ever tell you about the time
    I opened for Hootie & the Blowfish?
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    -Hootie & the what-now?
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    -Old Hootie, he was taking the world by
    storm with his sexy mid-tempo folk rock.
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    But there was something missing.
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    You know what it was?
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    -Knife?
    -No.
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    A one-man band talking
    lemon head like me.
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    -No. Knife!
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    -Ouch!
    -Ouch! That looked like it hurt.
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    You okay, Grandpa Lemon?
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    -[snoring]
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    -What the? How does someone fall
    asleep while getting cut in half?
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    -Oh.
    -[laughs]
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    Hey Grandpa Lemon,
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    you're a real pain in the "glass."
    [laughs]
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    -Oh, hey there, little fella.
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    What's your name?
    -[groans]
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    -[farts]
    -Gross!
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    That was disgusting, Grandpa Lemon.
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    -Okay, that one was me.
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    [chomps]
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
Annoying Orange: Grandpa Lemon
Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:09
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