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These are dark times, young Cuke.
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What do you mean, Obi-Wan Cannoli?
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For over a thousand generations, organic food like us
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lived in harmony with the ways of the farm
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The farm?
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Yes, Cuke.
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The farm is what gives us our power
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It's a kind of a ... field that creates all edible things.
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Wow...
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But alas,
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the market has been taken over by -
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the dark side of the farm.
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An empire of pollution
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and pesticides
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has ruthlessly conquered the market,
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nearly wiping out our organic birthright
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with unsustainable short-sighted practices
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like...
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genetic-engineering
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irradiation
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and massive chemical pesticide use.
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Seduced by artificially lower prices,
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people don't even want to know
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where their food comes from.
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The true ways of the farm are now
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almost forgotten.
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( shocked exclamation )
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But there is a new hope.
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A growing resistance called
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The Organic Rebellion
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is fighting back.
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Tofu D2, where are you?
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You must learn the ways of the farm if you are
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to join the rebellion and rescue Princess Lettuce.
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Help me Obi Wan Cannoli.
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You're my only hope.
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Wow ...
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Of course you will need to find friends
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to help you on your way.
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[jazz and chatter]
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I'm Ham Solo, captain of the Millennium Scallion.
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I hear you're looking for a passage to
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the Organic System.
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Yes, indeed.
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If it's a fast ship.
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Sure is and I got the best co-pilot
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in the produce section.
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Chewbroccoli!
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There will be many dangers.
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Watch out for those Thai Fighters!
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I see 'em, I see 'em.
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Quick! They're headed for that small moon!
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That's no moon.
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That's a melon.
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The Death Melon!
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That giant fruit threatens us all.
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[gasp]
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A little too tall for an egg, aren't you?
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Oh, the uniform.
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I'm Cuke Skywalker.
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I'm here to rescue you.
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I'm here with Obi-Wan Cannoli.
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Come on!
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For luck. (smooch)
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Your path will not be easy,
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for you must confront the Evil Lord of the Dark Side.
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Huh?
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Darth Tater.
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Tater was once a pupil of mine
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before he turned to the dark side of the farm.
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He's now more chemical than vegetable,
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twisted and evil.
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He betrayed and murdered your father,
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Organican Skywalker.
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Owww!
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Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
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He told me enough!
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He told me you killed him!
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No, I am your father.
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That's really impossible.
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Search your peelings, Cuke.
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You know it to be true.
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Join me and together we can rule the supermarket
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as father and son.
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Nooo!
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I'll never join you!
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Learn about the farm Cuke!
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Help the rebels expose the dark side's
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technological shortcuts and their true costs.
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We must win this battle!
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Lose the farm, Cuke.
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Stretch out with your peelings.
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It's up to you, Cuke.
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You're the rebel's last hope.
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Isn't that right, Yogurt?
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Strong with the farm he is but our last hope?
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Cuke is not.
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There is another -
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You!
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When the market you visit, you can keep
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your family and your planet safe
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from the dark side by choosing organic.
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May the farm be with you! Always!
