I'll put a move on you - The Mighty Boosh - BBC comedy

Hi welcome to the show, my name is Howard Moon

and this is my apprentice Vince Noir

Aprentice? Get stuffed, you're my apprentice.

Don't start showing off

or what?

orI'll start coming at you like a northern bullet

I'll put a move on you, you won't know what's happening.

You haven't got any moves

I've felt all your moves

how flimsy are they? They're like being caressed with a natural yoghurt.

I've got new powerful moves now thanks

Yeah?

Yeah?

What did you send off for some new ones?

Yeah I did, they arrived this morning.

First post?

First post yeah.

The post that knows the most.

come on then

Yeah I want to put a move on you.

Bring em on.

Do you want to feel something?

I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs pain.

Argh

Order up some violent quiche. You want some?

Come on.

What's that?

That's nothing.

It feels like nothing, but that's the vibrating palm.

You feel alright now

but two hours from now

you go into a shop, you buy a hat, it

won't suit you

Ow chicka chicka!

There's no way

Look at me

My hair is virtually a hat

All hats suit me

You'll see

Yeah?

Yeah? I will.

Enjoy the show