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-♪ Orange, orangey, orange, orange ♪
-
♪ Orange, orange, orange ♪
-
♪ Orangey, orangey,
orangey, orange ♪
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♪ Orangey, orangey, orange ♪
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-Whoa!
Don't you look fancy?
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-I am Lady Pasta.
-
-Oh, I've heard of you.
-
-Tell me something I don't know.
-
-So why are you dressed like that?
-
-Like what?
-Like a crazy person. [laughs]
-
-I am an artist.
-
Why should I be
labeled as just spaghetti
-
when I encompass so
many other things?
-
-I made some macaroni
art in camp once.
-
Wanna see it?
-Not really.
-
-See? It's a picture of me.
-
That means I'm an artist too. [laughs]
-
-I don't think so.
-
I take my art and music to the extreme.
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It exudes raw passion and thought.
-
When I sing, it means something.
-
-What?
-
-[scoffs] Fine,
I'll just show you what I mean.
-
[clears throat]
-
[tune of Bad Romance]:
♪ Pa-pasta ♪
-
♪ Roma to-may-tah ♪
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♪ Garlic! Ooo-la-la! ♪
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♪ I'm so delicious! ♪
-
♪ Forget spaghetti ♪
-
♪ I want linguine ♪
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♪ Give me fusilli, penne, or ziti ♪
-
♪ Ravioli ♪
-
♪ Gnocchi or tortellini ♪
-
♪ Fettuccine alfredo ♪
-
♪ Angel hair al pesto ♪
-
♪ And top it off ♪
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♪ With some chicken parm ♪
-
♪ Just boil me and ♪
-
♪ Stir me once in a while ♪
-
♪ As you heat up
some sauce in a pan ♪
-
♪ Yummy! ♪
-
♪ Or don't add sauce ♪
-
♪ Add butter instead ♪
-
♪ You can eat me completely bland ♪
-
♪ Yum-um-um-yummeee!!! ♪
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♪ You can eat me strand by strand ♪
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♪ Taaaasty! Taaasty! ♪
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♪ I won't tell if your sauce is canned ♪
-
♪ Pa-pasta ♪
-
♪ Roma to-may-tah ♪
-
♪ Garlic! Ooo-la-la! ♪
-
♪ I'm so delicious! ♪
-
-Uhh... you stutter a lot.
-
-No, that's just the way I sing.
-
-Is that because you've
got pa-pa-pa-pa-pasta face?
-
[laughs]
-You're not funny.
-
-Come on.
I'm just being fa-silly.
-
[laughs]
-Ugh.
-
-Hey, hey Lady Pasta!
-
I wrote a song too.
You wanna hear it?
-
-No.
-
-[tune of Bad Romance]: ♪ Orange,
orange, orange-orange-orange ♪
-
-Seriously dude, stop.
-♪ Orange-orange-orange ♪
-
♪ Orange, orange... ♪
-Please stop!
-
-♪ Orange-orange-orange,
orange, orange ♪
-
-Seriously dude, stop.
-♪ Orange-orange, orange-orange... ♪
-
-Somebody please put
me out of my misery.
-
No, it was a figure of speech!
-
Ah! [gurgling]
-Whoa!
-
[gurgling continues]
-
-Lady Pasta, you've got
bu-bu-bu-bu-burnt face.
-
[laughs]
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian
