-
- All right, bye.
- (door opens)
-
I just got off the
phone with your mom.
-
She's gonna work late,
-
so I’ll hang out
‘till your dad…
-
I don't care.
-
(door slams)
-
What's wrong with her?
-
Who?
-
♪ I can eat my dinner... ♪
-
Everything okay?
-
MISSY:
Leave me alone.
-
Did something happen at school?
-
Go away.
-
Are you sure you don’t want
to talk about it?
-
No!
-
♪ 'Cause nothing compares ♪
-
I'm going number one.
-
♪ Nothing compares... ♪
-
(door closes)
-
(door opens)
-
- Hey.
- Welcome home.
-
What's going on?
-
Mary’s working late,
Sheldon’s in the garage,
-
and Missy’s in her room
hating the world.
-
What's wrong with Missy?
-
My guess is a boy.
-
And I hope you like this song,
because it’s in heavy rotation.
-
I'll go talk to her.
-
That's not a good idea.
-
Mm, Missy and I kind of have
a father-daughter thing.
-
Maybe you
and cute, little Missy.
-
This is pre-teen, angry Missy.
-
You haven't met her yet.
-
I got this.
-
Hmm. (chuckles softly)
-
Dumb and confident—
my favorite combination.
-
♪ All the flowers
that you planted, Mama… ♪
-
- (knocks)
- Missy?
-
♪ All died when you went away ♪
-
♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
-
♪ I know
that living with you… ♪
-
I was listening to that.
-
Thought you might want to talk.
-
That’s why the door was shut
and the music was loud--
-
'cause I want to talk.
-
Okay. Okay.
-
(clears throat)
-
If this is about a
boy, I know it feels
-
like the end of
the world, but
-
I promise you’re gonna have
other boyfriends.
-
I don’t want other boyfriends.
I want Marcus.
-
Well, you feel that way now,
but you’re only 11.
-
So my feelings don't matter?
-
Uh...
-
Hey, how about
we go get some ice cream?
-
I'm not a child.
-
- Just trying to help.
- Leave me alone!
-
(sighs)
-
♪ Baby, was sometimes hard... ♪
-
Clearly.
-
(door opens)
-
- Did you not see the sign?
- I did.
-
It’s not legally
binding. I asked Dad.
-
What are you doing?
-
- Getting rid of my stupid toys.
- Hmm.
-
Even your Cabbage Patch doll?
-
- I don’t need a doll.
- Good.
-
She was starting
to smell like actual cabbage.
-
Why are you taking that down?
-
It's time to grow up.
-
Leave it there.
-
You don't even like
Cyndi Lauper.
-
No, but it’s part
of my daily routine.
-
Every morning I wake up,
look over there and wonder,
-
"Why is she standing like this?"
-
Too bad. It's my room.
-
It's my room, too.
-
Yeah, and I don't get a say
-
in any of your stupid posters.
-
These are the smartest men
who ever lived,
-
so if anyone’s stupid,
it’s you for saying that.
-
Shut up!
-
You're very irritable.
-
This might be why
you’re having boy problems.
-
Put that down!
-
MISSY:
No!
-
SHELDON:
Missy, I mean it!
-
MISSY:
I don’t care!
-
SHELDON:
It’s mine! Give it back!
-
What did you do?!
-
What the hell’s
going on in here?!
-
Look what she did!
-
- It’s his fault!
- That’s enough out of both of you!
-
I told you not
to come in here. Go!
-
Now!
-
You want
to explain yourself?
-
(crying)
-
We'll get you another picture.
-
I don’t want another picture.
I want this one.
-
I told you not to go in there.
-
It's my room!
-
Hey, you watch your tone!
-
(door opens)
-
What's going on?
-
Missy tore my Professor
Proton picture,
-
and now Dad's yelling at me.
-
You yelled first.
He yelled first.
-
(sighs):
I’ll take care of this.
-
You don’t even know
what happened.
-
Did she tear up his picture?
-
Well, yeah, she did.
-
Honestly, I can’t leave
this house for five minutes
-
without everything
falling apart.
-
I was handling it.
-
Obviously.
-
(sighs):
You yelled first.
-
Missy Cooper, you apologize
to your brother
-
right this second.
-
(crying):
No.
-
I am not gonna
tell you again.
-
Why do you always
take his side?
-
I do not.
-
Yes, you do.
Everybody does.
-
I hate this family.
-
You are grounded,
young lady.
-
Fine!
-
It is fine!
-
Hmm, thanks for handling that.
