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Dear Ryan - Makeup Guru

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    -Hello, and welcome.
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    Today I'm gonna be teaching you how to be makeup.
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    But before we do that,
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    you see these wrinkles?
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    You see these bags?
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    Well, we don't need either of these anymore.
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    We're doing makeup.
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    Dear Ryan: can you be a makeup guru?
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    First of all, you're probably wondering,
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    who is this magic makeup man?
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    He's no Michelle Phan.
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    And you're right, I'm not Michelle Phan,
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    nor am I Michelle's fan or Michelle's fan.
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    My name is Lotsov,
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    Lotsov Phan.
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    I'm gonna be teaching you how to be makeup.
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    I said that already.
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    First thing's first,
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    every makeup guru person thing knows that the first thing you do is cleanse your face.
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    Done!
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    The next first step is to powder your entire face.
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    Unfortunately for me, I had no powder,
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    so I had to walk to the store.
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    But fortunately for me,
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    I met a guy along the way.
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    So I didn't have to go all the way.
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    -Yo, what's up man?
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    You wanna buy some of this?
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    -Is that all you got?
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    It was a little bit more pricey than usual,
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    but that's the price you pay when you order top-quality makeup brands like Mack.
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    Now that you have everything you need,
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    you must powder your entire face like so.
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    Done.
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    And finally, you're ready for the last stage:
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    your eye.
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    People like to use Lancome and Sephora.
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    But what I like to use is the French:
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    Crayole.
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    And now that you have your eye stick,
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    what you want to do is gently and delicately color around your eyes as fast as you can like this.
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    Finishing touches.
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    Done.
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    And now that your look is complete,
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    remember kids, if it's not Mack it's crack.
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    Good luck.
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    Teehee.
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    So leave a question in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video.
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    A lot more than that.
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    Noisy birds.
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    Shh.
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    So I didn't have to go all the way. (Captioned by SpongeSebastian)
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Dear Ryan - Makeup Guru
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