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From the people who brought you
RENTAL DAD...
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...An exciting new development
in parental technology.
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Do you find yourself working long hours
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Ah, thank you!
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...reliable than plumber or builder.
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Only $75 an hour. We have
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Able to help you with your university
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-Bye Mum.
-Just wait.
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Bye love.
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Waiting to be dispatched
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Our Mums come equipped with...
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morale boosting capabilities.
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And I cant even believe that he broke up
with me, you know?
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I know.
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So next time you're hungry,...
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Why not Hire-A-Mum?
