-
Not Synced
From the people who brought you rental dad,
an exciting new development…
-
Not Synced
…in parental technology.
-
Not Synced
Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?
-
Not Synced
Hire a mum provides regular support
when you need it most.
-
Not Synced
Ah, thank you.
-
Not Synced
No matter what your needs,
hire a mum has you covered.
-
Not Synced
We have the chef mum
with 25 years restaurant experience…
-
Not Synced
…who can whip you up healthy
and nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.
-
Not Synced
We also have the tradie mum
who can fix anything and everything…
-
Not Synced
…including the kitchen sink
more reliable than a plumber or builder
-
Not Synced
Tradie mum comes at an absolute bargain
only $75 an hour
-
Not Synced
We have the tutor mum with phds
in mathematics, business, and psychology
-
Not Synced
Able to help you with your university work
for the low low price
-
Not Synced
of $100 per hour per subject
Our scientists have been working
-
Not Synced
Day and night to bring you
patented temperature control technology
-
Not Synced
Bye now
just wait
-
Not Synced
All of our mums are standing by
waiting to be dispatched
-
Not Synced
As soon as you call
For a limited time only
-
Not Synced
And at no extra cost our mums
come equipped with moral boosting capabilities
-
Not Synced
And I can’t even believe that he broke up
with me, you know
-
Not Synced
I know.
So next time you’re hungry, cold,
-
Not Synced
Or just need some love,
why not hire a mum.
