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The people who brought you rental Dad...
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...an exciting new development
in parental technology.
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Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?
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Hire a mum provides with regular support
when you need it most.
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Mum thank you!
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No matter what your needs,
hire-a-mum has you covered.
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We have the chef's mum with 25 restaurant
experience.
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Who can whip you up healthy, nutritious
meals for only $50 a serving.
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We also have the tradie mum who can fix
anything and everything!...
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...including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than a plumber or builder!
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Tradie mum comes in an absolute bargain!
Only $75 an hour.
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We have the tutor mum,
with PhDs in mathematics, business...
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... and psychology.
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Able to help you with your university
assignments for the low...
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...low price of $100 per hour,
per subject.
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Our scientists have been working day and
night to bring you a patented...
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...temperature control technology.
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–Bye mum.
–Just wait.
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Bye now.
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All of our mums are standing by waiting
to be dispatched as soon as you call.
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For a limited time only!
and no extra cost!
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Our mums come equipped with morale
boosting capabilities!
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And I can't even believe he would call
me, you know.
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I know.
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So next time you're hungry,...
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cold,...
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...or just need some love.
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Why not hire a mum.
