Wrong Hole with DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio

-Hey, champ, why the long face?

-I don't know, Scott Baio...

I really screwed up last night.

-Come on, talk to me

Tell me what happened

All right. I'll try.

I took her on a date, things seemed so bright

I knew I would not need my YouPorn tonight

We go to her place and we fool around

We throw all our clothes... to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights

I start but feel something so very extra tight

I hear her cry and I see her frown

I look at the condom, it is all brown

Last night, oooh

I stuck it in the wrong hole

I'm so sorry, ooooh

From the bottom of my soul

'Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H, it'll make you feel better

In my defense, those holes are so close together

Oh, baby, baby, don't feel defiled

It's a common accident during doggy style

It was so dark, I couldn't see so good

I had no idea where I put my wood

I want to make things better, want to make it alright

If you want, you can put on a strapon and give it back to me all night

(I'd rather if she didn't)

Last night, oooh

I stuck it in the wrong hole

I'm so sorry, ooooh

From the bottom of my soul

I never ever want to make you feel hurting

I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting

Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause

Now, I know how the feel in that HBO show Oz

Maybe take some Advil your pain it will fix

From the way you walk, you can compete in the Special Olympics

If this was Alabama, we would be on trial

That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

-I've got a confession, and I think you won't mind

I kinda liked when you put it in my behind

-I don't know Baby, I'm no sodomite

-Can't we just try it again tonight?

-Alright!

Every night, oooh

I stick it in the wrong hole

It's so much fun, ooooh

And we don't need no birth control

When we stick it in the wrong hole

I stuck it in your ass