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Irish Guys Pretending to Be Australian

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    G'day boys
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    G'day
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    Good daaaiiy...?
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    Yeah sorry to bring in like this but
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    we've had a report that two Irish blokes that
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    match your description are overstaying their visa
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    Oh right
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    Nah mate you got the wrong blokes
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    Alright where are you from?
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    Oh Australia
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    Yeah no Oz
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    Oh yeah
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    'Stralia
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    Mate
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    How long have you had those mullets?
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    Oh years mate
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    Like their not just a recent fad?
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    No no
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    like 20 years
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    Not just trying to be cool tik tok dudes?
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    Naw-ee-wa
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    'Stralia
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    That's right through and through
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    Alright where abouts in Australia did you say?
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    Brisbane
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    Just Brisbane?
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    Brizy
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    I'll call it Brizy
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    I call it Brizy too
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    Oh yeah cool The Brown Snake
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    and uh as before you were saying you have no identification at all?
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    No mate unfortunately left it in
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    McDonald's
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    Mackers
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    Macker's that's the one
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    Yeah love a good Mackers mate yeah
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    Footy? Watch a lot?
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    Loads
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    Loads?
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    Heaps
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    Heaps is what i meant
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    Go The Bombers
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    Oh yeah mate the bombers
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    Yeah oh yeah
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    Going to bomb them out of it mate
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    bomb the place to bits
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    Yeah and what team do you follow?
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    Oh up North
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    Oh yeah yeah Manchester United
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    No mate no the footy mate
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    he's talking about the footy
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    Oh yeah yeah
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    see I thought that you
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    I thought that you said [ __ ] footy
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    Yeah cuz it's [ __ ]
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    No I support the uh...
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    The Reefers
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    The Reefers?
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    Yeah
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    Where do the reefers play?
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    Up North
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    Yeah you know the great...
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    Great
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    Barrier Reef?
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    Oh yeah no
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    obviously not
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    not in the reef
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    but close by it's like a scenic
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    it's like view, viewing point
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    A couple of quick questions before you go
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    Sure mate
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    What do you call that?
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    A thong
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    What do you call this?
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    Snags
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    and this?
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    Piss
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    Very good
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    What did you do to your hand?
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    Oh yeah I was playing hurling
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    Nah what happened was right
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    we were at the bottle-o
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    Oh that's where we were yeah
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    This bogan comes out of nowhere and is like
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    give us your last ciggy
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    and he's like
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    no you're dreaming
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    yeah so he goes for me with a stubby
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    and that's when I came in
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    *&%$£@~
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    %^*#*#~%
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    @=&%##%*
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    Yeah ripper
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    Yeah they're Australian
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    Sorry about the confusion lads
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    just had to sort that out
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    Of course yeah
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    Thought you were another couple of British blokes
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    you know overstaying their visa
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    British?
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    Sorry I thought you said that they were Irish
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    Ah Irish British same thing
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    It's not the same thing it's very different
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    Of course they are
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    you knows Poms
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    God Save the Queen
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    love The King
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    Prince Andrew
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    Rule Britannia
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    That's a lie you take that back right now
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    there's a history which...
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    Got you bastards
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    Bollocks!
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    Doomdah
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    Hi we're Foil Arms and Hog
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    And Damo Clarke
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    I'm not really a cop
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    don't worry about that
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    you can play for the reefers if you want I don't mind
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    He's Australian
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    I was putting on Australian accent and I'm Australian anyway
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    but they're coming to Australia and New Zealand
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    We are coming to Australia
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    You have to go
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    I'm going to go
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    Doomdah
Title:
Irish Guys Pretending to Be Australian
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Foil Arms and Hog Official Subtitling Legends
Duration:
03:01

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